Kimmy looks cute in the costume (because she is a stick), but it’s not flattering to Jessi at all.
Back in the dressing room, Jessi cries because her back really hurts. Victor says he’s proud of her for dancing through her pain. (That’s how I feel every week watching this show, by the way.)
Group number. For once I actually don’t mind the group number. It looks cohesive and Sammy has a really cool series of turns.
After, Abby cries and says it’s the first time she feels like she belongs to the Stars team. She’s also had an epiphany, apparently, and apologizes to everyone for storming out in a rage last week. She says that this dance brought them all together. Kumbaya, y’all!
Group awards. The duet gets first place, as does the group. They call Angel to tell him the results, but he sounds kind of bored. Victor interviews that they should all get tattoos of “San Antone” since they “owned San Antone” this weekend. Victor leaves us with the thought that they had a FIERCE weekend grrrrrrrrr.
Next time… It’s Mia time! Her mom looks like a refugee from Big, Rich Texas so I expect her to bring the draaaaaaama. She also goes shoulder to shoulder with Bitchette and hopefully gives her the smackdown she deserves (not, of course, that I advocate violence…). Also, someone may have to leave because of Mia’s arrival, but I don’t believe that either because there are already only five of them. One more person isn’t going to make a diff – there are more kids on the Pittsburgh team.
So what did y’all think, Gasmii? Is this fragile cease-fire going to hold or is it just a calm before the shitstorm?
I hope you all have a lovely holiday weekend, and I will see you next week for the finale. As always, thanks for reading and have a great day!
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