I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I know I was slow in writing this, but my daughter and her boyfriend were home from college for the week, so I got to play Spring Break with them.
This week Abby takes fashion tips from Shamu and Kim Kardashian and dons a black and white warm-up suit. Even though the group came in first, Abby is still not happy. And Chloe got the brunt of it because she did her own dance moves and not the ones Abby told her. She takes her lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
”My track suit is actually Shamu’s skin. And it’s snug.”
Pyramid… Bottom: Paige, Kendell, and Brooke. Middle: Nia and Mackenzie. Top: Maddie. Apparently Maddie got the highest score in the entire world, ever and ever. Or something like that. Whatever, I hate this part of the show. Chloe is still suspended.
True Blood called and Maddie got a role.
“For fks sake, True Blood didn’t call Kendall.”
“I drained all my blood and they didn’t call me either.”
Um, Nia… your bra strap is showing. Oh and so is your entire bra.
Holy Grill Batman. Those teeth are more jacked than Abby’s hair.
This weekend they are going to Barnardsville, NJ and Abby says they will be up against the best of the best. She’s even bringing in a boy to participate in the group dance. Mackenzie has a solo called “Love is War”, because that’s appropriate for a 3 year old (yes, I know she’s not really 3). Maddie got a solo and Kendell and Nia got a duet.
The guest boy comes in and it’s someone I’m supposed to remember. He hugs the girls and Abby sees him hug Brooke and says “hubba hubba”. There was NOTHING hubba hubba about that hug. The group dance is about the boy being in love with Brooke, but Brooke is dying (and is a single mom) and she wants him to take care of her daughter… Maddie. Isn’t that what Les Miz is about?
It’s called “resurfacing”… Maybe I should email the Gypsy Sisters.
Yes. Abby said “hubba hubba” when this guy hugged Brooke. Because he clearly loves women.
Yeah, because Brooke looks interested.
The ladies are talking about their first loves and how great it was. Kelly said hers sucked because he’s dead and “now she’s stuck with Randy”. Wow. Nice. They decide that Abby needs some love action and they agree speed dating is the key. Kelly wants to do it too. Abby has to yell at the moms because they get too loud. Melissa pulls up her eharmony.com profile and they look through some pics of men. I’m not sure what happens but after Abby dismisses the class she starts dirty dancing for the camera and pumping her hips. Jill interviews that if helping Abby find love will win her brownie points, then she’s all for it. She invites Abby to dinner the next day and Abby says yes.