Abby seems to have pulled her big girl panties on and made it back to work. She’s doing it for Broadway Baby. She thinks Broadway Baby would have wanted her here. I think Broadway Baby would have wanted a better kidney.
Christie asks Kelly if they still aren’t going to talk and Kelly says “you didn’t answer my phone call” so Christie walks out. Jill wants to know what is going on and Kelly says that it’s not just about Christie.
Holly is stressing about Nia dancing up against Nacaya.
Group dance time. Cue the music. Wha? Abby doesn’t understand what’s going on and the other random coach explains that the girls wanted to do a tribute to Broadway Baby with a new dance and new music. Abby thinks it was the moms’ idea and tells the coach that the moms know nothing and that they should have followed her wishes. Kelly can’t believe Abby wants to change everything back. Abby calls it a big, hot mess and calls the ladies down for a scolding. Abby calls it offensive and starts crying. Jill interviews in her fedora and I start crying.
Broadway Baby would not like that tribute.
Abby decides to prove a point and makes the kids improv to the music and it didn’t look too good. But in true fashion, the show must go on and they head to St. Louis… improv group dance and all.
Black Patsy greets the bougie moms, including Dr. Holly, to her hood. I’d love to say she was ghetto fabulous, but she’s black white trash. Nia comes out in her costume and I kind of like it, but apparently Abby doesn’t approve and says something snide. I think Nia does a great job. But I have no frame of reference on dance. Holly is proud of her, Black Patsy isn’t scared. Nicaya’s up and I don’t like her dance. I also don’t like her mom’s crater face. Abby says that Nicaya has regressed.
Holly’s got a PhD, but I gots me some KFC.
Nice work. Cute costume. Screw Abby.
Don’t forget to dance like you’re poor.
Maddie’s turn. She’s rolling around and appears to have a gunshot wound. Her mom cried, Abby falls a little more in love, and Broadway Baby continues to NOT be in doggy heaven. Maddie ends the routine with her sit, and reach, and looking longingly to the side. Classic. Bitch. The announcer says that Maddie wanted to dedicate her solo to Broadway Baby and Melissa blows her a kiss and Black Patsy hands her a KFC napkin. Way to steal the attention, Maddie… now Nia looks like some kind of selfish bitch for not dancing for Broadway Baby. And if you’re dancing for Broadway Baby, maybe you should have danced to the
Kidney Rolling Stones. Kelly completely agrees with me and can’t believe Melissa made it all about her kid.