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Looks like Maddie’s Aunt Flo made a surprise visit.
Is that a new move? No?
Here’s a Popeye’s napkin for your tears.
Back in the green room, Abby thanks Melissa for her tribute and just when Melissa couldn’t get any more sucky uppity, she whips out of video of Broadway Baby waving his dead paws at Abby. If that dog was so loved, maybe Abby could have spent 10 minutes a week washing out it’s stained black eyes. I had a dog die. I was sad. But I didn’t tell my friends it was like losing one of their children. Most of my friends kinda hope to lose their children.
Broadway Baby dancing on his own grave.
So, did y’all like my tribute?
Kelly points out to everyone that Melissa kind of screwed them all out of the dedication and asks Melissa about it. Melissa says she just thought she should do something extra special because she got to babysit Broadway Baby. Melissa says it’s not about the dead dog, it’s about the ladies being jealous that Abby and Melissa are close friends.
Is McKenzie even there? I know Jill’s fking fedora is. Jill asks if the group dance will still be a tribute dance but Abby said no because they aren’t close to Broadway Baby. Holy cow… let’s forget the tribute and focus on finding McKenzie. Abby inspires the improv troupe by telling them to not go out and do all the shitty things they do every other week.
Maddie does her thing. Paige does hers. Chloe does the same thing. Nia jumps and I don’t understand what all was going on up there. Abby said their technique was good. Black Patsy tells Abby that Nia was a whole beat off. How could she tell? I couldn’t get passed their costumes. I mean bras and panties.
And you’re one watermelon seed away from getting a cap in your ass.
Holly doesn’t care for Black Patsy’s comments and refuses to engage with her. But then she does engage, so then she has to disengage. Those were some PhD comments, Holly. Well played. Abby walks out because Black Patsy starts in on Kendell and then the move out into the hall and Black Patsy starts yelling at Jill that Kendell can’t dance and something about her hood. Black Patsy makes our moms look downright sweet. She’s so gross and you can see about 15 kids recording the fight on their phones.
I’m assuming this fight is on You Tube.