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Christi interviews that these “40-year-old women” will stop at nothing to “tear down” her “10-year-old little girl” so of course she is going to step in. I honestly have no freaking idea what she’s talking about.
So now (out of nowhere) they are all in full screech monkey mode and Christi screams that Melissa is a “[BLEEP] troublemaker” and a bitch and that she (Christi) is not the liar of the group. Melissa says Christi lied about Maddie cheating (during CDgate). Christi says SHE DID NOT lie and that MELISSA told Maddie that she cheated. Melissa: “DID NOT!” Christi: “you told her.” Melissa: “DID NOT.”
So now Christi keeps it classy by saying that Melissa lies all the time and in fact lied about having an affair with her boss and is living with a man who is still married.
Now you KNOW Melissa is not going to stick around after all that, so she jumps up to storm out, but not before yelling at Christi “[BLEEP] you, I did not, you [BLEEPING] bitch!” Then we are treated to an extended [BLEEEEEEEEEEEP] and I can only imagine what that was.
After Melissa leaves, Kelly’s like, “well, that was a new word.” LOL.
Shrill interviews that she feels bad for Melissa, because Melissa just tries to get along with everyone. Then she runs downstairs to ask if Kendall can take Maddie’s place in the group dance.
Holly is saying that Melissa is a very smart woman
who likes to sue people who knows what she’s doing when she does it. Meanwhile, Mackenzie has apparently been sent upstairs to get Melissa’s bag. She hears the moms talking about Melissa and starts sobbing because they are talking about her mom. Oh Jeez. Say what you want about Melissa, but I feel so bad for Mackenzie here. Melissa and Mack leave, with Mack crying the whole time.
Christi is still talking about Melissa, saying that you may think you are one step ahead, but Melissa is always like FOUR steps ahead. Holly warns not to underestimate Melissa.
What the hell are they all talking about? And why did this “discussion” get so out of hand so quickly? What did we not see here? I guess it makes sense – as someone mentioned in the comments – that maybe at the time this was filmed, Christi had just seen the episode where Melissa tattles or something? I dunno. I have a headache.
Anyway, it’s the next day and the Ms are missing. No Melissa, Maddie or Mackenzie. Shrill interviews that this “opens a door for Kendall.” There are buzzards out there who are like, “take it down a notch, Shrill.”
The girls are in the dressing room before rehearsal when Jabby comes in looking for Maddie. She says Melissa would never not show up without calling. Kelly speculates whether Melissa will be punished for not showing up. Yeah, I wouldn’t count on it.