Paige and Brooke are browsing the ALDC store when Kelly comes up to them to explain DADT.
I thought I killed you with my eyes
Kelly says that there are lots of boys who dance who are gay and they shouldn’t treat them any differently. People should be allowed to be what they want to be and love who they want to love. Brooke says all the gay people she knows are funnier and more attractive than anyone else. Well, that’s obviously why they can’t be in the military. We can’t have funny, attractive people defending our country. Kelly says that gay people are the best people to be friends with. They are also the best people to keep as pets because they offer fabulous fashion advice. This was a very enlightening conversation so I’m glad we got to have it.
Kelly delivers Maddie to Melissa’s house, where Mack is sitting with a bandaged foot.
A likely story!
She has a bad sprain and the doctor told her she can’t dance for 72 hours. She won’t be in the group number, but she she is still going to Minneapolis.
It’s competition day in Minneapolis and there are throngs of people there to see the girls.
Wait- this isn’t Care Bears on Ice?
Jabby yells at Mackenzie that if she can walk, she can dance and she had better have a doctor’s note. Luckily she does, but nobody seems too convinced that her injury is legit. Jabby shows up with a wheelchair and forces Mack to sit in it and keep her foot elevated.
Christi whispers to Kelly that Melissa had told her earlier that week that Mackenzie didn’t want to do the dance. Christi is a sprained ankle truther.
Kendall’s solo is up first and thank god for the two hour special because we get to see the whole dance. And by “thank god” I mean the exact opposite. The only good thing is that the whole dance eats some time that I don’t have to recap.
This dance is about mimes
Kendall does pretty well – for Kendall. Jabby says she was good, but not good enough to be number one. Luckily Maddie is up next.
Maddie’s solo. Of course Jabby claims that this is new and edgy choreography but it looks like the same shit only faster.
It’s all spinning out of control!
In the green room, Kelly is mad because Jabby won’t watch Brooke run her dance. But if she had stayed to watch Brooke run her dance, Kelly would have complained that Jabby was micromanaging. Shut up Kelly.
So the next few scenes were not in the Amazon video of the episode. What kind of shenanigans is Lifetime pulling now?