Shrill leaves to go to the “rest room,” but she is actually showing Jabby some headshots she got taken of Kendall. Jabby agrees to use the headshot for the pyramid. Shrill was hoping to pimp Kendall out more lucratively, but she’ll take this for now.
Back in the green room, Christi asks Melissa what’s up with Mackenzie and the cartwheels she was doing earlier. Melissa tries to spin it by saying the doctor said she can’t dance, not that she can’t walk. She insists that Mackenzie LOVES the dance and was SUPER sad not to be in it. Geez, Melissa. You were all getting along so well and you had to go and ruin it by lying about your daughter’s foot.
Brooke’s solo. She does the usual apathetic rolling on the floor. Kelly says Brooke did well despite the fact her teacher hates her. Shut up Kelly. Hey, you haven’t stormed out once this season. You’re due. She and Jabby yell at each other and Jabby says that Brooke is old enough to run her own damn numbers.
Jabby asks how Mackenzie’s foot is feeling. A little bird with a camera told her that Mack was doing cartwheels all over the place. Cue footage of Mackenzie doing cartwheels all over the place. BUSTED. Haha. Oh, Mackenzie.
Jabby makes all the girls line up and interrogates them individually over whether they saw Mack doing cartwheels. She breaks them all pretty quickly and they admit that they all saw Mack doing tricks. Jabby’s not happy. She yells at Mackenzie to stay off her foot and save her tears for the pillow.
Okay, back to the parts that were in the video. Dunno what that was all about.
Jabby tells Chloe she’ll be watching her during the group number. She tells that she needs to start speaking up against her mom, which I believe is a time-tested manipulation tactic that’s been used by pedophiles, cult leaders and Nazi youth leaders for decades.
The group number is really cute.
I liked it, although I don’t know what it has to do with DADT, unless they are all supposed to be lesbians or something. Holly interviews that it wasn’t perfect but it was entertaining. Jabby’s not pleased with it though. She again lines all the girls up and asks them each what mistakes they made. Then she makes them give her 20 pushups each as punishment.
Awards. Brooke- second place. Someone name Payton gets 5th. Is that our Payton? Kendall comes in 4th and Maddie comes in second. Uh-oh. Not good. And to make matters worse, the group came in SEVENTH. That’s sixth loser, you guys. Wow, these competitions are totally made up and fixed and they STILL only got seventh? Lame.
Jab comes into the green room waving a white flag.
She’s either surrendering or asking the waiter for another rack of ribs