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Previously: The moms occupied Jabby’s parking to get Kelly to come back even though she voluntarily quit. Jabby replaced the whole team with scabs, then told Melissa she was crazy to support Kelly’s cause. Sophia was on top of the pyramid AND SHE WASN’T EVEN THERE. Maddie and Kendall did a duet in NC that won first place.
We open at the front desk, where Gia tells Jabby she has a phone call. Uh-oh. Reality show phone calls are never good.
It’s Devin from the North Carolina competition and he tells Jabby that the judges made a mathematical error and Kendall and Maddie’s duet did NOT come in first overall last weekend. This is terrible, because everyone knows by now that “second is the biggest loser.”
The girls line up for pyramid but not before Jabby furiously rearranges their pictures.
Jabby says everyone always gloats about being amazing, but there was a clerical error and it turns out the duet was NOT the overall high scorer and therefore NOT amazing. Jabby takes it out on Kendall, saying that SOPHIA never would have screwed up so badly. Of course Kendall cries, so if you’re keeping score, she’s the first crier of the episode. Chloe gives Kendall a reassuring hug-squeeze thingy, which is the last positive thing you’ll see for the next hour, so enjoy it.
Jabby says Sophia’s still in L.A. (because she’s not going to commute thousands of miles to Pittsburgh every week to keep up the charade that she’s part of ALDC) and the girls need to step it up while she’s gone. I just want to note that everyone, moms and girls, looks sooooooo miserable standing there.
Jabby says from now on, she only cares about the kid who wants to be a star, not the kid who’s just there to get invited to all the birthday parties.
Pyramid. Well, of course Kendall’s on the bottom because she’s the devil. Then Maddie, because it’s “all for one, one for all.” Nia’s next because she did okay, except for her feet, which are not getting any better.
Next row is Paige who showed big improvement by placing in the top five. Wait – no insults about being third? Okay. I’ll take it. Next is Chloe, who stood out in the group number even though the group number sucked (despite winning first place). Finally, Mackenzie is on top, displacing her sister. OMG, it’s All About Eve all over again. As a reward, she’ll be doing a solo this week and will be featured in the group number.
This week, they are heading to Woodbridge, VA for yet another IN10SITY comp. Is this the only competition that will let them film? Is it even a real thing? Kaeli and Bella will be there with their actual studio, Studio “Bleu,” so the pressure’s on, blah, blah, blah. By the way, I can’t get over how big the girls look standing there. Our little girls are all growns up.