First up for group dances is Studio Bleu.
They seem…older. Some of them have boobs. Nothing wrong with that, but what age group are our girls dancing in these days? Jabby says she was totally moved by the number. She says it was outstanding and advanced.
Group dance. Paige interviews that they want to prove that they’re better than the scabs.
They all do the back tuck. I liked their coshtumes. I think they did okay, but they were a little sloppyish.
Mackenzie – third place, mini solo division
Bella – fourth place, junior div
Chloe – second place, jr div
Kaeli – first place, jr div
Group – fourth place
Studio Bleu – first
Jabby says it was a horrible weekend and humiliating. An overall bad experience. Yeah, I know the feeling.
In the green room Jabby says they went from national champions to fourth place, thus proving her point that they all suck now. Christi asks whose fault it is if fourth place is the best they can do. Jabby says Chloe’s back tuck is to blame. Christi says Chloe was not ready to do it and the choreography was just bad.
Jabby yells that Chloe is not flexible enough on both sides and doesn’t show up on time. Christi yells something about school not letting out until 4:30. So Jabby says why Chloe doesn’t just get an early dismissal. Christi says because it’s SCHOOL. Jabby tells her to stop making excuses. To Chloe, Jabby says “I guess your mom’s happy with mediocre.”
Now Christi’s upset – like really upset – and screams “stop picking on my kid!”
Jabby: “You’re an idiot! Get off your phone and worry about your kid.” So now they are in 100% screech monkey mode when Christi calls Jabby “FATTY, FATTY, FATTY!”
Finally Kelly’s like, “why don’t you go outside, girls.” Yeah, that might be a good idea.
The screaming continues at a fourth grade level about who sucks more until Jabby yells that “it’s like putting silk stockings on a mule with some of you.” Okay, she’s totally snapped. What the hell is she talking about? Not to be outdone with a cliché, Christi says it’s more like putting lipstick on a pig, and we are out.
Have the lambs stopped screaming?
Next time: Yay, Crazy Cathy is back with her boy band. Someone brings in a DOGGIE! Oh god, I hope we are not reliving Broadway Baby’s last days, because I really will kill myself if I have to recap that. Shrill is at a salon or something, no doubt arranging for another happy-ending massage. No solo for Kendall, and Chloe gets yelled at. And holy shit – there’s a shot of Christi and she TOTALLY LOOKS PREGGO! Anyone else notice that??