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Melissa and Holly are rummage around the coshtume room. Holly asks Melissa what she plans to do about Jabby’s nastiness to her. Melissa says probably nothing because she is not big on confrontation and she appreciates everything Jabby’s done for her and her kids. Melissa says she regrets taking part in the walkout and then starts to cry. Holly says that Jabby can turn on anyone at any given time.
Shrill’s house, where she has called in a designer to make Kendall’s solo coshtume. Shrill says this solo is a big deal for Kendall and she wants her to look amazing even though Jabby always says the coshtume doesn’t make the number. Well, I’m sure that will work out for you. Jabby loves surprises.
At the studio, Jabby’s screaming about the hats and how the group had better not finish fourth or even third. Chloe drops her hat – foreshadowing! – and yelling ensues.
Hey, there’s a puppy in the studio!
Well, “puppy” is a little generous, considering the dog doesn’t look a day over 140 (in dog years). It’s Broadway Baby (R.I.P.!) and Shrill will be dog-sitting for her today. Oh, I’m sorry I called you a “he” in the minicap, Broadway Baby. Jabby tells Shrill she is the bitch’s bitch for the day. Shrill scoops poop and interviews that she’s “honored,” but she hopes Broadway Baby doesn’t go to doggy heaven on her watch. That actually seems like a valid concern. Poor Broadway Baby (R.I.P.!).
Christi interviews that since Melissa’s on the outs, Shrill is trying to get into Jabby’s good graces by taking care of the dog and maybe she’ll be on top of the mom pyramid this week. Shrill brings BB up to the booth where she barks down at Jabby. Christi says that BB can sense evil. And that’s the end of the dog scene, thank god. I’m so glad we didn’t have to deal with putting her to sleep.
Kendall rehearses downstairs, while upstairs, Shrill tells the moms about the coshtume designer. Melissa warns Shrill not to get yelled at for doing something behind Jabby’s back. Jabby calls the moms downstairs to “go over these rhinestones.” In the course of the conversation, she learns that Shrill has commissioned a gray – not green – coshtume. In case you hadn’t heard one million times in the last fifteen minutes, Jabby does not like when people go behind her back. That’s why she is mad at Melissa right now. Whatever, this is stupid and boring.
Christi asks Chloe if Jabby has started rehearsing her solo yet and she has not. Christi’s annoyed. Holly asks Christi if she’s okay, and when Christi says no, Holly says maybe Christi should go talk to Jabby. Christi says she won’t because “maybe you’ve never met Abby, because she doesn’t HAVE conversations.” Then she snottily says “thanks” to Holly. Holly: “Don’t get snippy with me, miss.” Heh. Holly interviews that Christi has been overreacting and throwing tantrums more than usual lately.