Shrill wants all the other moms to walk out until Jabby apologizes for treating the kids like “fucking animals.” Kendall’s sobbing as Shrill drags her out of the studio. Shrill says to Jabby this isn’t her (Shrill’s) fault and it especially isn’t Kendall’s fault. Jabby says why not just take what I was offering? Again, what are they talking about? Shrill storms out as Melissa interviews that Shrill should have known better.
Jabby’s had it and says she’ll be on the bus. Then she says she finds it funny that the moms sat in the parking lot for two days because of Brooke and Paige but now that Kendall’s gone it’s “screw you honey, every man for themselves.” In the car, Shrill asks Kendall what she wants to do. Of course Kendall wants to dance. Shrill complains that no one is on her side, especially Kelly, since Shrill quit the team for her. Oh – wait, here comes Kelly to talk to Shrill. Kelly says something about Melissa never standing up to Jabby ever again. Then she interviews that last time, Jabby replaced them within one day of their leaving and Shrill is crazy to want to go through that whole walkout thing again.
Shrill goes on the bus to talk to Jabby. Shrill says she wants Kendall to dance. Jabby says again that when she stops correcting Kendall is when Shrill should be concerned, not when she’s yelling at her constantly. Then Jabby says to tell Kendall that whenever Jabby yells at her, it’s like Shrill just spent $100 on her. So at the end of the day, Kendall gets $10,000, Maddie gets $2,000 and Paige gets “zip.”
Jabby interviews she will never coddle her dancers. Then she tells Shrill to get a coshtume and get on the bus. Okay – what the fuck? Is this fight about Shrill not having a costume in time or about Jabby yelling at Kendall? Because this conversation makes no sense. Not that anything ever does, but c’mon Lifetime, put some effort into it.
They arrive at the competition amid screaming fans as usual. But Jabby says she has no time for the fans because Cathy’s there. Melissa doesn’t understand why Jabby lets Cathy get under her skin so much because ALDC is so much better.
Cathy and the boyz walk in. Cathy says it smells like something is burning and oh, yeah- it’s them because they are so hot. Good one, Cathy. You should write recaps. She can’t wait for Jabby to see her “entourage of boys.”
Jabby goes into Cathy’s dressing room to harass Cathy, but stops short, saying “REALLY??” when she sees the boys. Jabby interviews that Cathy is a snake and the only way she could ever beat them is by “secretly creating” an all-boy team (from all over the country and hiring a choreographer). Jabby hands out ALDC t-shirts because if you haven’t heard, they are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS. Cathy tells the boys they can dust with the shirts. Jabby tells Cathy not be rude because after all, Cathy is great teacher, she just doesn’t know how to teach boys. Cathy says it speaks volumes that Jabby doesn’t have a boy dancing today. Jabby says she has “lots” of boys working professionally, mostly in the Niagara Falls area.