Jabby is pissed and Christi knows she’s in for it.
In the green room, Christi says she can’t stand having to sit around and wait for Jabby to scream at her. When Chloe comes in, Christi tells her it’s going to be awful when Jabby gets there. And it is. Jabby stalks in and screeches “Nice job, Chloe!”
Wait – that looks like something I’ve seen before… can’t… quite… put my finger on it…
They scream back and forth until finally Christi says, “We’re leaving. You want us gone, we’re out. This is not what I signed up for.” Jabby starts in that Chloe humiliated herself but Christi won’t engage with her for once. She tells Jabby again to replace them and leaves. In the hall, she screams at people to get away from her, but I think it’s probably the camera crew she’s yelling at and not the fans. (That’s what she wrote on twitter and I’ll take her word for it.)
Back in the green room, Stay Puft Jabby is saying that besides the hat issue, the dance wasn’t bad. Oh really? Then why were you losing your shit over it five minutes ago? Kelly interviews that she thinks there’s more going on with Christi than just Jabby yelling at Chloe because she seems really stressed. Kelly must be on meds this season because not so long ago, she was the one melting down every five seconds.
Group awards and it comes down to 1/10th of a point again between the Apple’s and ALDC. Luckily, our girls pull off the win and order is restored to the universe. Kelly interviews that she’s excited, but it’s not the same without Christi. Christi, by the way, is outside trying to call a cab on her cell. What is it about NJ that causes people to freak out and leave competitions early?
In the green room Jabby hoists the trophy like the Lion King.
Christi says that it’s not worth it anymore and she and Chloe drive away in a cab.
And we are… out!
Next time: Jabby says Cathy can go to hell; One of Cathy’s dad’s gets into it w/ someone. Jabby and Cathy get into a water-throwing, purse-tossing fight and security is called. What the hell?
So, what did you think, Gasmii? Did Christi overreact? Are she and Chloe gone for good? What the hell were Shrill and Jabby really arguing about? Could Cathy BE any nuttier? And why is Kelly so mellow this season? Some things to contemplate while you’re shoveling snow.
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