Kelly interviews that Jabby will continue to bring Payton and Leslie around so the only solution is to get rid of them “ourselves.” Sounds ominous.
BACK in the booth, the ladies are STILL complaining about Payton’s solo and Leslie’s like, “if these bitches wanna waste their time, let ‘em.” Kelly’s voice has reached sonar levels as she screeches that they don’t appreciate Leslie coming in and trying to change shit up and Payton saying things like she is the best ever. Flashback to Payton saying she was the best ever in the bully dance that happened like three years ago. (Didn’t this season start three years ago?) Leslie points out that Paige is in a trio this week and does anything make Kelly happy? Besides vodka, you mean? Leslie gives a monologue that these bitches are never happy. Can’t argue with da troof.
Next day, Chloe is back and says she’s nervous after having missed rehearsal the day before. Jabby greets her by calling her “our little forest ranger.” Jabby says she’s tempted to pull Chloe’s solo, but she wants to see if Chloe actually remembers it. Lo and behold, she does. Jabby says she’s impressed. Okay, I am taking my cat and heading to Montana. I don’t wanna be in the city when TSHTF.
The ladies gather at Kelly’s McMansion to celebrate her 41st birthday. Christi arrives with a big blue bottle and a gift bag. She says she brought Kelly’s two favorite things: “mineral water” and something else that I couldn’t understand. I think the “water” is actually a bottle of vodka, but don’t quote me on that. Kelly has a big glass of what she says is “lemonade.” Christi says the party is so much fun and “what could go wrong?”
It’s dark out and the ladies have moved inside to the kitchen. Leslie still isn’t there and someone – probably Christi – says maybe Leslie won’t make it after all. Kelly says she has no problem with Leslie. Christi says Kelly “lies like a rug.” More complaining about Payton and her non-earned solo. Yawn.
I hope my next brawl is catered
Leslie finally arrives and says she got lost. Kelly rudely says “whatEVERRRR” and gives her the finger. Huh?
Drop dead, diva
Leslie asks Kelly how many drinks she’s had. How many grains of sand are there? Kelly retorts, “are you gonna bully us?” Kelly tells Leslie that every time she comes in the viewing room, she jumps down their throats about something. Leslie says she just talks loud. Then she says she’s just there this week
because of a contractual obligation to enjoy herself and watch the girls dance.
Christi then butts in to say that Leslie has told her to shut up numerous times and Christi just wishes LESLIE would shut up. Ugh. I wish all of them would shut up. Holly says she takes bullying very seriously and that Leslie’s tone is very intense.
I’m getting the impression you don’t like us much