Again with the understatement. Leslie says something about listening to “this woman – this DRUNK…” i.e. Christi. Christi slurs, “call me a drunk again!” Christi says she can’t remember HOW many people have mentioned seeing Leslie at competitions with cigarettes and a beer bottle. Then she says Leslie is an intimidating bitch and tells her to “shoo.”
Leslie’s had enough and leaves, but not before throwing a plate. Nice. Christi interviews the moms are a hard group to be accepted into because they’ve been together for so long. And also because they are all crazy bitches. Christi is so
drunk overwrought that she breaks down in tears. MELISSA of all people gives her a hug. What’s up with that?
Sad Christi is sad
Christi has a saying for everything and doesn’t disappoint this time either. She says to Kelly, “it’s your party and I’ll cry if I want to.” Hohoho.
Finally, after seven years, it’s competition day. Jabster says she was humiliated last time at Starbound and she will not let it happen again.
Christi and Kelly run into Leslie in the hallway. Christi asks what she’s doing there. Leslie’s like “did you really think you could intimidate me into not coming?” Christi says that Leslie was mean all week. Leslie says when she starts something, she finishes it. Christi says she doesn’t care and then yells that Leslie is not a member of their team. Leslie: “You’re all witches!” Okay, this was so fake and boring that I’m starting to get irritated.
Backstage, Chloe and Maddie - remember them? - prepare to go on stage for their solos. It’s so cute, because they sign “I love you” to each other from across the stage.
You can’t really tell, but she’s sending the ♥
I hope these girls stay normal and do not become affected by their mothers’ behavior.
Chloe goes first.
I’m wondering if maybe they showed us different music than what she danced to? Only because it looked slightly out of time. But that’s the only quibble I have. Jabby says Chloe was “wonderful.”
Maddie’s up next and again with the face and the looking at her foot. But otherwise, she does really great as well.
You can take the girl outta Pittsburgh, but she’ll still sit on the floor and look at her foot
In the green room, Jabby actually HUGS Chloe. That’s right, you guys. Make your peace with god, because the end is nigh.
Mackenzie starts late. And it looks like they have spacing issues. Also, oops, Nia took a little spill there. Jabby says she’ll be surprised if they place. Backstage, Mackenzie tells Nia and Paige that they did great, but she was horrible. Nia says no, Jabby’s gonna yell at HER the most. Paige says they all missed something… Mack says she missed the most and they are going to get in a LOT of trouble. Awww.