Okay, now this next part is so ridiculous. They make it look like the moms are listening to this whole conversation from the viewing booth. BULLSHIT.
Downstairs, Jabby is saying that when Shrill left, she didn’t just disappear, she went to “this archrival ENEMY.” Jabby says that was a slap in the face. She says that Shrill needs to realize her place and to stop pushing her kid on people. Shrill says she needs to do what’s best for Kendall. Jabby says SHE needs to do what’s best for the group. Shrill says Kendall deserves to be in the group. Jabby says Kendall deserves NOTHING.
After this constructive conversation, Shrill says she can’t live with herself for taking Kendall away and she needs Jabby and wants Jabby to give her another chance. Oh take it down a notch, Miss Melodrama.
Kelly goes downstairs because she supposedly “heard” this discussion (BULLSHIT).
Why are you so crazeeeee?
She says that Shrill needs to know Paige is not out of the group for good and that she WILL be back. She wants to know why Shrill was bugging Paige in the dressing room. Shrill says she didn’t do anything inappropriate. It looks like Shrill is trying not to laugh during this whole conversation.
It’s the next day, I guess, and Melissa comes up to the front desk with Maddie and Mackenzie. She says that Maddie has to fly out tomorrow for the Drop Dead Diva shoot. Jabby growls that the group number comes first. (Which is why she set it up so Maddie would get the DDD part, right?) She berates Maddie and says the group number had better be perfect and that Maddie better not come back as some Hollywood diva.
Brooke rehearses her solo and Jabby says she’s not sure if Brooke is up to it. Upstairs, Kelly asks “does anyone know about this Anne Frank story? I have no clue.” The look on Holly’s face is hilarious.
Yep. I quit my job for this.
Even Christi’s like “WTF?” She’s like, “you didn’t have to read it high school?” Kelly interviews that she doesn’t know much about Anne Frank, but she does know Anne probably wasn’t doing cartwheels. Yeah, I don’t think they were doing a ton of acro at Auschwitz. I don’t even know what to say to this. Do people really not know who Anne Frank is? Is the Idiocracy upon us?
Kelly says that the chiropractor thinks Brooke needs to rest so why doesn’t Jabby give her a non-acro dance. Why doesn’t she ASK Jabby not to give her a non-acro dance? I feel like these people create their own problems.
Downstairs, Jabby is holding “auditions” among the girls for Chloe’s duet partner. Good move, Jabby, that’s not at all divisive. Chloe and Nia dance and it’s a little off. Nia is a little out of time.