Jabby is, of course, mad that Kelly wants to pull Brooke’s solo. She thinks Kelly and Brooke “cooked up” this back pain ruse because they are intimidated by the competition. WTF? Jabby screams at Brooke for always standing with a swayback and for being lazy. Nice. Kick the girl when she is (literally) down. Kelly’s upset and crying, but we are the ones who should be sad because we are the ones missing the Anne Frank solo. Who knows how inspiring that would have been?
Maddie does her solo and it’s good, but of course it’s the same one as last week and the week before and the week before that….
Duet. It’s okay. Didn’t excite me much.
Jabby says it was good, but lacked intensity.
Awards. Mackenzie comes in second! I would say that’s good, but of course it’s first loser, per Jabby. Maddie gets first place, as does the duet. Pretty good week, right? I’m sure that will foster a sense of peace and camaraderie among the team.
Jabby comes into the green room and congratulates Maddie. Then she asks her to demonstrate her Drop Dead Diva dance for everyone. WTF? Why does she have to go there? Oh, right, to incite conflict. Christi interviews that Jabby is rubbing the DDD role in everyone’s face. Kelly says that next time everyone should get the opportunity to audition. I don’t entirely get that based on what we were shown, but the Internet (and Gasmii comments) tell me that Brooke wasn’t allowed to audition or something.
As usual, whenever things get heated, Melissa takes Maddie and leaves, although the editing here was choppy (shocking, I know), so it’s hard to tell if that was a direct result of the comments. Jabby’s mad and says Mel left because all the other moms are “vultures.” Christi points out that there was absolutely no need for Jabby to bring up the DDD role other than to try and turn Maddie and her friends against each other.
Go ahead, make my day!
Christi says that Maddie is mortified all the time. She goes on to say that she’s heard Jabby tell Maddie that everyone is jealous and no one will be happy for her. Jabby says that the moms and girls AREN’T happy for her, while laughing creepily. Eww.
I will see this face in my nightmares
Christi’s really pissed now and screams that Jabby has sabotaged her daughter and the rest of the kids.
Then Jabby out of nowhere starts screaming that Chloe is a SNEAK SNEAK SNEAK SNAKE SNEAK. Seriously, WTFuckityF is she talking about??? Poor Chloe runs into the hallways SOBBING as the girls comfort her.
Way harsh, Tai