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Jabby says that she expects Kelly, as one of her original students, to contact all her former ALDC classmates and invite them to the concert. Jabby says she wants her alumni to know that ALDC is going strong. Again, unless they all moved out of the country, I’m sure they are quite aware of that fact. Finally, Jabby says that one person from each age group will win a “cash scholarship” to ALDC. She says that it’s the first time ever that the Lifetime Network ALDC Parent’s Association will be giving out scholarships. Jabby says she wants “everyone” to see that ALDC is a full service dance company.
Upstairs, Kelly is saying that her girls hate hip-hop. Melissa says she loves to watch Paige try to do the moves because she is funny. Surprisingly, Kelly does not take this as an insult and try to rip Melissa’s hair out. She instead agrees and says that Paige is like a “wet noodle.” Whoa, someone took her xanax today. Melissa asks which former students Kelly plans to invite to the recital. Christi pipes in to say that so many people hate Jabby she doubts anyone will want to come back.
Kelly interviews that it will be her fault if she fails to get people to come to the recital and her kids will be on the bottom of the pyramid. She wants to know why Jabby can’t just call her own damn former students. Good question. And it’s true that her kids probably will be on the bottom of the pyramid for such a stupid reason, which begs the question I’ve had since day one: why does anyone take the pyramid seriously?
Holly says she does not look forward to the recital because it’s super stressful and she would rather have a root canal.
Shrill is STILL going on about Kendall not being on the dance team. Kelly says that Shrill left, so now she has to wait for the next round of auditions. Shrill says that Kelly left so Brooke could do cheerleading. Kelly says she didn’t LEAVE leave, she just tried out for a week and came back. Kelly says that going to an entirely different, rival studio for a month is completely different from trying out for cheerleading for one week. By the way, I like how these moms are talking as though it were THEY who are doing all this stuff and not their daughters.
It’s the next day, I guess. Or it could be next year for all I know with this show. Shrill pulls into the parking lot and is immediately accosted by Leslie. Leslie asks what Shrill is doing there and Shrill says she’s trying to come back. Leslie is all, “WHY??? Why would you put yourself through that?” Oh, I can think of a few reasons that rhyme with “ramera rime.”
Shrill continues to perpetuate the fiction that she is only there for Kendall. Yeah, sure, Shrill. We all believe you. Leslie asks what Shrill thinks Kendall is getting out of all this. Then she starts in on Christi and Kelly and Melissa, saying that they will never accept Shrill.