Next up is Nia.
She’s little sloppy (and the choreography is reminiscent of VictAng) but it really is nothing like we’ve seen her do before and she does well. Good for Nia.
Finally, we have Mackenzie, who everyone is still afraid will screw up and run off stage. Jabby plants herself in the wings to make sure that doesn’t happen. Mack does her dance, which intersperses some tricks among some T&T butt-wiggling. I dunno. Not my favorite.
Solo awards. Mackenzie gets first place despite the choreography. It’s her first crown! Yay, Mackenzie.
I did it for Bieber
Nia gets ninth place – uh-oh, I foresee someone on the bottom of the pyramid. Remember, Jabby doesn’t “do ninth.” Maddie comes in fourth. So I guess the competition must have been “fierce” this week for real, since Maddie didn’t finish in the top three.
In the green room, Kelly is still pissed off about who the hell knows what. She’s been like a rattled poodle all week. She decides she needs to give Jabby a piece of her mind, since she hasn’t argued with her in a few hours. She follows Jab into the hall and asks if she is purposely trying to make Paige feel bad.
Jabby says, “You are a crazy bitch. Please stop following me.” If only. She says “No, I’m not out to make anyone feel bad” but she explains, as you would to a first-grader, that sometimes changes have to be made because something doesn’t look right. Which Kelly should know.
Jabby interviews that the competition is over and Kelly needs to get over it. But of course Jabby can’t let anything go gently into that good night, so she goes back into the dressing room to yell at the moms to knock it off with accusing her constantly of trying to sabotage them. She says she would never knowingly send a kid onstage with bad music and the next time they have a question about a CD, she will tell them what to do with it.
So that was our anticlimactic ending. Next week: Pay-Ton and Leslie are back… and I threw my notes out so I already forgot what else, but I’m sure it involves yelling, hair-pulling and accusations of unfair treatment and/or sabotage.
What did y’all think of this epi? Does Kelly need a hug or what? Of course, reading all the comments it’s becoming clearer and clearer that this whole show is BS, but, god help me, I can’t quit it.
Anyhoo, as always, thanks for reading and a have a fantastic weekend.
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