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At this point, Cathy wacks Jabby with her purse and tries to leave, but Shrill is still mad about the Kendall comment and so SHE throws water on Cathy.
Heh. Cathy calls Shrill a “fucking bitch.” Shrill tells Cathy to grow up and get a life and to never mention her kid ever again. They’re still going at it and security has to come and separate them. I’m sure Christi is PISSED she missed this.
Cathy leaves, and Shrill calls her low class dirt.
Outside, the dance dads hug Cathy. She whines that she won and she’s the one who gets water poured on her. Well, maybe if you weren’t such a poor winner, you wouldn’t be wet right now. The boys come in with their trophies and they cheer and chant about the Apple Core’s.
In the green room, Jabby is texting someone and says Cathy crossed a line. It’s been a rough day and she’s had enough. Now she’s in tears as she calls her mom. Melissa says she’s never seen Jabby this upset, at least not since she cried and left the comp in New Jersey last season.
Next time: Christi and Chloe are back; Paige and Nia do their duet; Kelly and Christi fight.
SO! What did you guys think? Has the shark been jumped, or is Fonzie still doing a test-run on the water skis? How much more absurd can this get? There are still like 19 episodes left. I’m terrified of what they will come up with next.
Anyway, as always, thanks for reading and have a great (long?) weekend!
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