So really, you guys, this part HAS to be fake, right? There’s no way the moms would be this mean to someone in real life, would they? Maybe it’s all the Nyquil talking, but I just don’t think, as others have noted, their kids would be such nice little girls if the moms were as cunty in real life as they acting now. Plus, it looks like Holly is trying not to laugh in this scene.
Shelly gets up and leaves and Shrill says she’s no dummy. Shrill says she knows what she is doing. What does that even mean? The moms agree that Shelly is there for one thing and one thing only. What? To be on TV? Whereas they are all there to end world hunger?
Out in the hallway, Shelly begs Jabby to tell the moms that the girls will doing the group number. Jabby says she has to keep them in control because she can’t have a studio where the moms run the show. (Even when the show is called Dance Moms, I guess.)
Holly says she can’t believe that, as a mom, Shelly would never question a teacher. That’s not what she said, Holly, but okay. Holly continues that the mom gets to decide what is morally right and what’s morally wrong. Oh for god’s sake. One, what does this have to do with morals? And B) you let your kid take part in the naked fan dance and the gun dance, so STFU, Holly. (By the way, Melissa also looks like she’s trying not to laugh.)
Christi says she’s not sure Shelly will fit in because when she speaks, birds come out of her mouth. When Christi speaks, fire comes out. I guess “fire” is one word for it. Christi says that Shelly makes Holly look rough.
Maddie’s solo. As many have noted, Maddie got braces! Yay, Maddie. Her solo is called “Don’t Leave Me” and she still has the goofy dance face, but I don’t think she does the “sitting down, looking at my foot” move this week.
Christi takes Chloe aside for a pep talk before her solo. She says that Jabby’s right. She’s not the same Chloe anymore. She’s better. It’s not always about winning, but about improving. She should think of it as a victory performance – as in this is why I won. See, Christi’s being a normal human here, so I think the bitchiness towards Shelly is bullshit.
Chloe’s solo. To me, she looks a little less sharp than usual, but Christi says she is finally dancing from her heart. I do like her turns though. Backstage, Chloe is upset because she forgot some steps, but she kept going and improvised.
In the green room, Jabby comes in and gives the girls hugs. She says Maddie has definitely improved or she is just inspired by Ally’s presence.
Unfortunately, Jabby noticed that Chloe didn’t do the correct turns and yells at her that some day it will matter and she can’t change the choreography. Jabby says in a real show, Chloe would get fired. So what was she supposed to do? Stop everything and run off the stage in tears? Christi interviews that Chloe must be the new Paige punching bag and is jealous because Chloe has a heart of gold and Jabby is dead inside.
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