Mackenzie’s solo. She’s still my favorite.
Unfortunately, she loses her hair bow and stops for a second, looking like she forgot. But she quickly recovers. Maddie hugs her backstage and it’s so cute. Mack is crying because she forgot and is afraid Jabby will yell at her. Jabby interviews that Melissa should know BY NOW that hairpieces should get sewn into the head and that’s probably why Mack forgot.
Awards. Holly correctly notes that they will probably never hear the end of it if the girls come in second or lose.
So here’s the list:
Mackenzie –first place
Kendall – fifth place
Chloe – second place
Maddie – first place
Group – first place
Chloe says she’s happy they won, but she wishes Brooke and Paige were there to celebrate with them.
Jabby interviews that she’s proud of herself, her staff and the girls.
In the green room, Jabby congratulates them but tells them not to get big heads. She says they only won because it’s early in the season and there weren’t too many people dancing against them. Then she starts babbling about how isn’t it nice to finally have people around them who work hard, unlike Brooke and Paige. She yells at them about Kelly and says she deserves a thank you, not to get “shit” all over. Christi calls her out for cursing in front of the kids. Jabby eventually apologizes, but says she’s sure they’ve heard worse.
Jabby screams at Christi and says if she wants to walk out, she should keep on walking. She was glad to get rid of Kelly and wishes she could get rid of Christi as well. But now, she has to go because she is having an “old friend” for dinner.
This season on Dance Moms: New girls, hazing, thin ice. Shrill has a new shower curtain top. Everyone is replaceable. Christi shoves someone, police are called. Everyone cries.
So what did you think of the premiere, Gasmii? I thought it was kind of boring. I’m happy to see the girls again of course, but I’m already sick of the “will she or won’t she let the group dance” and “let’s be over-the-top mean to the new mom” crap. Can’t we all just get along and dance?? Oh right. I forgot what show this is. Anyway, I apologize that this was kind of a sucky recap but I’m still under the weather. I promise to do better next time. Until then, thanks for reading and commenting and I will catch you on the flip side!
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