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In the meantime, Kelly is wondering why Jabby keeps bringing in new people since it’s bad enough that there is competition within the studio. Because she wants you to bitch about something other than choreography and how she treats your kids, that’s why. Shut up, Kelly.
Kaya arrives in the booth to a warm welcome from the moms. Melissa decides to suck up and asks what Kaya thought of the recital. Kaya immediately endears herself to them by saying that while she thinks the girls are talented, they were not very entertaining. She says they need more “divatude.” She explains that divatude is something you are born with. When you have it, you know it. And by the way, none of the ALDC girls has it.
Well, this meeting is going well. Shrill asks Kaya what her jacket says, and it says something like “AKA Black Patsy.” Melissa, still sucking up, says she loves that name.
Downstairs, Jabby is making Nicaya do a bunch of ballet steps. She asks if Nicaya can do a ronde de jambe, which she can. But can Nicaya SPELL ronde de jambe? Because it’s a fact that you can’t possibly do a dance step without knowing how to spell it. Jabby says that they’re “into terminology” at her studio and this is her way of checking whether Nicaya is a real student or just a recreational student. Because real students spend their time taking spelling tests instead of dancing.
Back upstairs, Melissa asks if Nicaya is going to audition. Kaya thinks that Jabby should just choreograph a number and put Nicaya in it now. Naturally, this goes over well. Even Shrill is like “dayum, this bitch has nerve!” Christi says that there are lots of other kids who want to dance on this team and she doesn’t know why Nicaya would get to just walk in and be on the team. Kaya says other kids don’t have a resume like Nicaya’s.
Jabby calls Kaya downstairs, and when she leaves, the moms immediately start chattering. Even Melissa is like, “are you kidding me with this? Do you know how much cock I sucked to get here?”
In the studio, Jabby tells Kaya that Nicaya knows zero terminology and more blah blah blah about how her kids are the “whole package,” etc., etc. Kaya just stands there and looks at her like “how much longer do I have to listen to this?” She interviews that spelling tests aren’t relevant and Jabby should just watch Nicaya’s dance CD to see how awesome she is. But she keeps those thoughts to herself and just tells Jabby she would never question her. Since this a symphony to Jabby’s ears, Jabby gives Kaya a high-five and tells them to come back tomorrow.
In the dressing room, Kaya bitches to Nicaya that spelling has nothing to do with anything, but she’s gonna play Jabby’s game and force Nicaya to learn how to spell those “stupid-ass” dance terms.