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Kaya screams that she has a name she wants to call Kelly, but she is trying to be respectful. Oh please. Respectful got off the highway ten exits ago. Kaya laments that the moms have jumped on her like she’s trying to invade their team and then she appeals to Holly “as a sister,” saying she should have her back.
Well! Holly does like this one bit. She’s like, “Do NOT refer to me by my ethnicity and make me a poster child for whatever.” She says that she only speaks for what Holly Hatcher-Frazier thinks, and that’s “DR. Holly to everyone in this room.” Whoa! Go, Holly. Also, where did that come from?
Kaya then says she doesn’t know how Jabby works with these parents and Shrill says Kaya’s the one who called them liars and haters. When was that? Kaya says she calls it like she sees it and they are haters. And liars. Especially Christi, who is phony as hell. Oh good, I love when someone gets Christi all riled up. Christi says that Kaya is fake as well and that she, Christi, IS WHO SHE IS. Kaya: “yeah, you’re a bitch.” Heh. Christi says Kaya “don’t know a thing, beyotch” and they go back and forth until Kaya is really pissed and tells Christi to watch her mouth because she’s from the ‘hood and they need to “believe that.”
Jabby’s standing there this whole time with her mouth open until Shrill asks if she’s going to let this happen. Jabby’s like “uh, no foul language.” I guess it’s only okay when Kelly and Leslie scream obscenities. Anyway, Kaya leaves and this week’s episode of Girlz in the Hood is over.
Next time: They are STILL in L.A. where they go to yet another competition to determine who is going to Nationals (ughhh!), Brooke records her song and the girls sing backup, Maddie cries, Paige cries. And I cry because there is no apparent end in sight.
So, what did y’all think of our newest mom? Is Lifetime trying to go after a new demographic or something? Do you think Black Patsy will last very long or will she and Christi throw down before this endless season ends?
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