HOWEVER, no way did the moms not know this shit was going on.
Maddie, Melissa and Jabby take a fake car ride, and you can tell is fake because Maddie’s hair is completely different, which means they had time to redo it.
Meanwhile, Christi is still complaining about Jabby setting Chloe up to fail. Leslie says that Chloe had a beautiful solo and she’s sick of Christi’s shit and she’s outta there. Christi shrieks “don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Can’t wait to have you back!” Seriously, Christi, do some yoga or something. Chill the F out.
At the second venue, Melissa interviews that she and Jabby are watching Maddie backstage because they had “no time” to get to the seats. Maddie does her solo, and it’s fine. Whatev, it’s all BS.
So surprise, surprise, Maddie supposedly wins Junior Miss Starpower at this venue too, although the results posted on online say she actually came in second. Jabby says that Maddie won two titles in two hours, but I think we established (or someone established – I tried, but then got bored and stopped) that the contests were held on TWO DIFFERENT DAYS, so again, it’s alllllll BULLSHIT!!!
Maddie’s second alleged victory is interspersed with scenes from the other location where the moms are supposedly all bitter. Leslie says the whole thing is sneaky, Kelly can’t believe that this “shit” goes on and Christi complains about how the deck is “constantly stacked” against her.
Ugh. In know it’s stupid to complain that reality shows aren’t real, but I feel like at this point, this show isn’t even called Dance Moms anymore. Last season may have featured a lot of producer set-ups, but this complete fabrication nonsense is taking things too far. I demand integrity in my fake reality shows!
Next week: Clip show! So, I’ll check out next week and if it’s worth recapping I’ll put something up. Otherwise, have a fabulous 4th of July and I will catch up with you the following week.
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