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Previously: The moms went on “strike” in the parking lot so Jabby replaced the entire team. The new team went to Indiana and finished second. Luckily one of the new dancers was the great Sophia Lucia and she singlehandedly salvaged the competition by winning first place for her solo.
The New and Improved (but not really) team arrives and Jabby sends them into the studio to warm up. Jabby says that even though they came in second, she’d much rather deal with these kids because they want to be there and they want to work. She says at this point, the old moms are but a distant memory.
But what’s this? Christi pulls up in her minivan, with Kelly in back, saying “the real dance moms are here.” Kelly interviews that she doesn’t think Jabby will be happy to see her but the other moms won’t come back without her, so suck it, Jabby. Plus her girls are dying to get back to dance.
Christi interviews that it’s great that Kelly wants to come back, but Jabby replaced the whole team and it sucks that now they have to come crawling back. But Christi assures Kelly she won’t sign anything unless it has Kelly’s name on it too. Keep that in mind.
In the studio, it’s been half an hour and Shelly and Ally are nowhere to be found. Jabby calls Shelly and learns that they have gone back to New Orleans because Gloria and Marcia were such bitches to her at the competition. If you recall, they said maybe Ally was the reason the group came in second place. Shelly says Ally cried the whole way home. Jabby interviews that Ally was absolutely not to blame and is, in fact, a magnificent dancer. Jabby adds that it’s the same story with these new moms as with the others and the title of this story is Jealousy is an Ugly Disease. Sounds like a self-help book.
Jabby’s pissed at Gloria and Marcia and lumbers into the dressing room to yell at them. She says ALDC is her livelihood and she doesn’t have a husband with a million dollar job to support her. She does have a special friend in
Canada Colorado, but I guess he’s not ponying up to keep her in fried food.
She tells the moms she’s not putting up with their shit and kicks Bella and Kaeli off the team. The girls fake cry – and I mean it’s really fake – even for this show – but go on their way and are never heard from again.
This leaves only one person left on the team and that person is Sophia. Jabby tells her it’s up to her to win her division and – no pressure here – the entire competition.