I apologize in advance because this may be a little shorter than usual (or maybe you like it better when I don’t babble on endlessly – if that’s the case, this is your lucky day!) because I am heading off on a European Vacation (hopefully a Griswold-less one) and I wanted to get this done before I go. (Dance Moms is, of course, always my first priority )
As stated in the mini, this episode was pretty boring and full of rehashes. One thing I noticed after I wrote the mini is that Kelly was on Twitter the other night writing semi-nasty things about Christi.
Christi, to her credit, seemed to be ignoring them and just commenting on the ep. So we’ll have to keep an eye on that little feud and see if it leads to anything big.
Anyhoo, to business. Previously: Christi stormed out, Chloe was suspended, Cathy was crazy, the duet was pulled, yelling ensued, Cathy wacked Jabby with her purse.
The girls and moms arrive. Holly interviews that they missed having Christi and Chloe around and they need them on the team. Kelly still hasn’t spoken to Christi, but Holly did briefly the day before. Kelly asks if Christi mentioned her name at all. What is this, junior high? Maybe they should set up a secret three-way phone convo like in Mean Girls. Kelly says that it’s going to be awkward this week since Christi is not returning her calls or texts.
Christi pulls up to the parking lot and asks Chloe if she’s sure she wants to come back. Chloe does. Christi interviews that she wants to come back like she wants a stiletto in her eyeball but she’ll do it because Chloe wants to dance. Remember, there are no other dance studios in the entire state of Pennsylvania.
She goes up the front desk where Jabby is sitting with NotGia. Jabby throws her an obnoxious wave, but otherwise ignores her. Christi asks if she can speak to Jabby in private, but Jabby just shakes her head.
That IS a banana in my pocket and I am NOT happy to see you
Geez, this is an adult woman who runs a business.
Christi says if Jabby won’t speak to her, she will speak AT Jabby. She apologizes for her behavior, but says Chloe is a member of the team and she is coming back. She adds that she apologized to the competition officials and says Jabby shouldn’t hold her behavior against Chloe. Jabby is not impressed. Christi says she’s going inside because it’s her “job” to be there.
Jabby says Christi is “disgusting” and has some pretty big man balls to come waltzing into the studio like that.
Christi and Chloe enter the dressing room and are greeted with squeals and hugs. Holly says she heard that Christi was talking to Jabby and Christi says no, she was talking AT Jabby. Shrill asks Christi where she’s been and Christi says they’ll talk upstairs. During all of this, Kelly won’t even look at Christi.
I’m really glad you’re back