She helpfully tells us that speakeasies are also sometimes referred to as “blind pigs” or “blind tigers.” Well there you go. Now you will ace trivia night at your local pub.
Christi is sitting there all Bitter Betty and says she feels like an outsider because she wasn’t there last week. Holly says everything was quiet and business as usual until Saturday when she got into a fight with Jabby and Cathy attacked Jabby with her purse. I mean, it’s not like any of this hasn’t happened before, so it’s not like Christi REALLY missed anything. Well, maybe not the purse beatdown, but the rest is bidness as usual.
Kelly wants to know why Christi was not answering her calls or texts all week. Christi says that Kelly called her once and didn’t leave a message. Kelly claims she texted Christi a few times and Christi says she never got them because she always answers Kelly’s texts. Kelly wants to know why Christi didn’t call HER and Christi says she was having a bad week and she was waiting for Kelly to call her. She’s sorry if she missed one call.
Then she gets up to leave, clearly upset about something, and tells the moms to “go ahead and chitchat away.”
When she leaves, Shrill asks Kelly what the dealio is. Kelly says Christi told her that Kelly only called her once and didn’t leave a message, but she never leaves messages and why didn’t Christi just see that she had called and call her back? Oh my god, this is the most ridiculous fight ever.
Christi comes back to sit in the booth because she says she’s not going to play games. Kelly still doesn’t understand why Christi is mad at her. Christi says she’s mad over what happened and she was waiting for Kelly to call her. Kelly says she DID call her. Christi says her feelings are hurt, Kelly should know how bad “this” sucks and when Kelly was going through “shit,” Christi called her every day. Kelly again says she did call her. Christi says yeah on FRIDAY. Kelly says no, she called on SUNDAY, the day of the comp and the day Christi left. Christi says “yeah, all you said is ‘are you okay? I miss my partner in crime.’” Now it’s Kelly’s turn to storm off.
The next day, Christi says that when she left, there was tension between Melissa and Jabby and Maddie, but that all seems resolved now. She says Melissa seems to be on good terms again with Jabby and asks her what happened. Melissa says that Jabby realized that this was her team and they need each other. Kelly snarks that it’s because Sophia decided she didn’t want to be on the team and Jabby knew she was stuck with Maddie. Melissa acknowledges that Sophia is not there anymore. It looks like Christi is crying.
I should never have mixed gin and tequila