Here’s an interesting development, since these two hate each other. Christi says as much, but despite the H8, Melissa was the first one to call her. Christi AGAIN says that she has always been Kelly’s biggest cheerleader and Kelly didn’t even text her when she was going through a bad time. Melissa says it’s almost like a breakup, which she should know about, since she is on husband number three. Christi says again that she feels like an outsider now. She thanks Melissa for meeting her even though they’ve never been the best of friends. It’s like when Sandy went up to Rizzo when Rizzo was singing “There Are Worse Things I Could Do.”
It’s interesting to note that Melissa appears to be drinking water in this scene and Christi is drinking what looks like a beer. Does that mean she is not pregnant, or could she be drinking O’Douls? I know, it’s none of my business, but I get paid to speculate. (No, I don’t.) Christi interviews that right now Melissa is being a better friend to her than Kelly. Well, at least until you get a call from her attorney.
Okay – did I really just see a commercial for Fish McNuggets at McDonald’s? Eww.
Maddie’s solo is You Don’t Know Me because this week, Maddie will be doing an “edgier” dance. Mmkay. I’ll believe that when I see it.
Duet rehearsal. Jabby wants to see how the girls do before she will allow them to perform. She bitches that they’ve had twice as long to practice it as Maddie and that they had better be twice as good as her. She calls Holly and Kelly down to babble to them about “no more bad mom behavior” going forward and says Paige and Nia know what they are getting into with the duet and had better do a good job on it.
Shrill asks Christi AGAIN what’s going on and AGAIN Christi says she was there for Kelly blah, blah, blah and Kelly didn’t call her BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Shrill asks Christi where she will go from here? Well, Shrill, she’ll probably mention that she had a bad week and Kelly didn’t call her at least three more times before the episode is over. Your guess is as good as mine though.
Christi interviews that she doesn’t know what her problem is. She is crying whereas usually she is the snarky one. She says again that she feels like an outsider and that no one missed them. Well, if it makes you feel better, Christi, we missed you at the ‘Gasm.
In the studio, Jabby screams that the group number is nowhere near where it should be; she calls Chloe “Blondie”; then she screams upstairs at the moms to come down and do something with the costumes. Christi yells back that her daughter has a NAME and Jabby says not anymore, not in her book. Christi says “oh yes she does” and Jabby says “so do you and it starts with B.” As you can see it’s the typical level of elevated dialogue that we’ve come to know and love at ALDC.