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Awards. The duet comes in fourth. Jabby says it was lucky to make the top five and she is glad she didn’t enter is last week because there’s no way it would have won. Brooke gets fifth place and surprisingly, Jabby’s not mad. She says Brooke danced better than she’s seen her in a long time. And she showed that she cares at least a little. In second place, we have someone named Lucas – and is it Lucas from Dance Moms Miami? I think so.
In first place, we have Maddie! Yay, order is restored to the universe. The group also gets first, so at least Jabby is happy for once. She says she couldn’t have asked for anything more. Paige made the top five and Paige and Nia were excellent and of course Maddie was sublime as usual.
She says sometimes greed is good and throws money at them in the green room. She interviews that for once, Kelly and Christi aren’t picking a fight with her since they are fighting with each other. Now she is going to walk out and enjoy her weekend.
All this good cheer can’t last, of course, so Kelly asks Christi to talk outside. Christi rolls her eyes and when Kelly calls her out on it, says she’s an adult and can roll her eyes if she wants to. It’s her party and she’ll roll if she wants to. They leave. Shrill wants to know why the others can’t listen. LOL.
So yeah, they go outside and it’s the SAME FREAKING ARGUMENT they’ve been having all episode. Kelly didn’t call, but says she did. Christi was there for Kelly and now Kelly’s hurt her feelings, blah, blah, blah. Christi says Kelly should have gotten in the car and driven over to make sure she was okay when she didn’t answer the phone. Kelly says she’s not driving over and if Christi doesn’t answer her phone, then fuck her. Christi: No, FUCK YOU.
So that was a productive conversation. And we are out!
Seriously, are they really this mad at each other over fucking phone calls? I need to know what really happened!
Next week: Oh god, Broadway Baby goes to the big doghouse in the sky and Black Patsy is back!
So what do you guys think this whole fight is really about? Should I be monitoring Twitter 24-7 to see if anything else comes up? Don’t think I won’t do that. What did you think about the duet? And do you think Brooke is counting the hours until she can go away to college (or more likely marry some dude who hangs out at the 7-11)?
I will be away for the next two weeks, but I know you will be in good hands with whoever takes over. (And can I say just how happy I am that I don’t have to recap BB’s final hours?! Poor BB.)