Dear Tvgasm: Boardwalk Empire

Watercooler

By WaffleBoy | Monday, November 5, 2012 | 11:13 am | 6 Comments
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[Door Flies Open]

Gyp Rosetti: What the hell do you mean? Huh? What was that crack about have a nice day? What do I need your permission to have a nice day? Or maybe I’m just some goomba-boomba chimp who can’t figure out how to have a nice day? Gah!!! I’m so mad!

[Gyp picks up a gas can, and a lighter, and starts walking towards an orphanage]

DearTvGasm: No Gypo, No! Use your words! USE YOUR WORDS!!!!

Look, I’ve got to go, hugs and see you all next week 

 

Why so serious Tommy?Is it zee Germans?  

 

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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Oh….so close. If only this had gone up yesterday, Gyp might have made some better decisions.

  2. 2
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    Dear Tvgasm, I heart you somhard. Your advice is always so spot on…

    Well, almost. I have a friend in Des Moines who is like a sister, and an ex sister-in-law who is not. I’m afraid that if Agent VA were to go there, it would tip the scales of people I wouldn’t want my friend to live around, understand?

    She’s so nice and funny and the other two…

    It’s complicated.

  3. 3
    WaffleBoy
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    @ snowshoecat it’s those other two always mucking things up. I mainly suggested Des Monies because it was fairly close to Chicago, and Agent Van Alden strikes me as a guy who is going to need a mess of second chances.

  4. 4
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Why do you say that? Just because he commits pernicious baptism and wields a steam iron as a deadly weapon doesn’t mean he needs THAT many second chances. Especially with Sigrid around.

  5. 5
    CynTV CynTV
    Posted November 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    When Iron Boy wielded his mighty steam and took out that creep, I gotta say I was mighty pleased. I loved the shot of him staring down the other employees cowering in the next room. He looked like the Hulk!!

  6. 6
    WaffleBoy
    Posted November 6, 2012 at 8:18 am

    Yeah, Van Alden demonstrating the “upside the a##hole’s head” feature on that iron was the most emotionally rewarding scene of the season so far.

    And Valleygirl with Sigrid around he’s going to need a lot more second chances than he would without her. She might give an awesome squeezer, but she doesn’t strike me as a soothing influence

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