Dear TVgasm: Niki Minaj

Watercooler

By WaffleBoy | Monday, October 8, 2012 | 10:00 am | 4 Comments
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I don’t know about anyone else, but every minute I don’t have to hear about how poor contestant A is, or how Contestant B’s mee-ma died right before the season started, or the shame Contestant C felt shammed because he didn’t finish toilet training until the third grade is one less minute I won’t spend grinding my molars into powder. I mean what else am I supposed to watch, people singing?

So get in there Niki, and mix it up. None of us want to see what sweater Randy is wearing this week. Here, let me help keep this thing going. Did you hear that Mariah said your whole sense of fashion is what you would get if Gwen Steffani was color blind?

 

@Glitterblu: What??!!! Oh hells no!

Ah, that’s what I wanted to hear. Fight, fight, fight!

 

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Waffle's family would like to go on record and say he was raised by raccoons. You eat out of the garbage one time, and everyone suddenly gets judgmental. He's just going to point out, for the last time, with God as his witness, there was ice cream in that carton. However, the fact of the matter is he was born and has lived about 90% of my life in the Bay Area in Northern California. He's a long time cube monkey (office worker), who spends too much time trying to maximize the money he spends on his cable bill, and has a not so healthy love of all things that are dumb and fun, translation: needless explosions, cable neeckedness, and any time Steven Segal attempts to express human emotion only by squinting.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Pikey578
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Brilliant!

  2. 2
    Xouille Xouille
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    Brava Waffleboy !

    Then again, if this shit really happened, I have to give it up to Maria for being such a shady bitch.
    She pretty much disrespected Niki Minaj to her face and on camera, sending her into a blinding rage, then went on a talk show and said that a member of the technical crew told her Niki wanted to put a cap in her ass. And now everybody seems to think Nicky is a crazy murderous bitch.
    Well done Maria, event if it is a fake controversy, you deserve a slow clap and a hello kitty muffin basket.

    P.S. : Not that I don’t think Nicky is not a crazy muderous bitch. God knows how many times that girl has tried to murder her poor hair… or the english language over the last few years.

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    @Xouille, she speaks English?

  4. 4
    Xouille Xouille
    Posted October 9, 2012 at 3:52 am

    Well I mostly undersand what she says… then again english is not my first language so you tell me.
    Also the girl needs to articulate more, a shame for a “rapper” isn’t it ?

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