Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
(This week Dear TvGasm sits down to give Emily from The Bachelorette some relationship advice)
Dear TvGasm, maybe you can help me. I’m a young single mother looking for love. I’m also a widow, so giving my heart away could be hard to do. This is why I’m on my second season of using ABC at Match.com. I’m got my choices down to three guys, but I really need some advice, and Chris Harrison has been very busy with production meetings lately, can you help me?
Signed, It’s Hard For Me To Commit When The Red Light Isn’t On
Dear EmilyMaynard, is Dear TvGasm qualified to give relationship advice? Hmm, well I’m currently single, and have never maintained an adult relationship for longer then the expiration date on a carton of milk due to ridiculousness of my expectations in other people, and my plethora of tics, quirks, and what only could be described as personality deficiencies. In other words, I am exactly the kind of person Bravo would give a matchmaker show to. I mean who is going to look Andy Cohen in the eye and say no to that? Well, looking Andy Cohen in the eye is only slightly harder then seeing the sailboat in the 3-D picture down at the mall, but darnit, I am here to help!
Now the good news girlfriend is that you’ve done a great job of making sure there are only the people you could have a real long term emotional relationship with still on the show. Translation, all the guys have jobs and/or their families have money, they all also have hair, and good abs. So all we have to do is figure who is the princiest of your remaining prince charmings. Let’s see what we’ve got to work with:
Something to Think About
If you need term life, Zoolander here might be able to hook you up
Food for Thought