Dexter Recap: Dreams Do Come True

The next day we’re at Miami Metro.  Louie, ever the gentleman, is flipping off Dexter.  Dexter will get the next laugh though as his package comes in for Masuka.  Inside is the hand with a fake note revealing to Masuka that Louie sold it online.  Masuka fires him and sends him off.  Step One, Aaron Samuels aka Masuka is complete.  Next, is the “Hot” Body which will be undone by the Army of Skanks.  (Yes, I spend a lot of time on Netflix)

Donna Randall has also decided to pay a visit to Miami Metro because, you know, we have an hour to fill.  She’s brought along Wayne’s effects as he wasn’t as concerned with them as Captain Jack Sparrow.  She’s hoping that now that her son is dead and he can’t be further incriminated, she can bring some closure to the families.

Dexter was in the need for some busy work so he and Angel do inventory on the items.  Some items are wrapped in a shirt and appear to be trophies for his victims, which could mean 3 bodies to find.  Put Dory on Viktor and the Hufflepuff on the graves.

Quinn jumps in to tell them Tony Rush has been found with a screwdriver to the eye and they have a feeling it’s a message from Kaja’s killer.  Since nothing needs to be found, Angel and Quinn will do.  Meanwhile, Dexter tells Deb he’s gonna be late and hit the new gym.  His Dark Passenger stores a lot of fat.

Time for part 2 of Life with Louie.  He gets home from being fired to find Jaime on the couch.  Man, I hope at the least Harrison is still going to the religious, Mos Def inspired, School for the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind.  She’s watching a video Dexter stole off Louie’s computer of him getting blown by a hooker.  Being a terrible judge of character, she’s in tears.  Hopefully, that has more to do with the STD scare.

He tries to explain but he’s wearing a birthday gift from her in the video. “It’s not cheating if you pay for it.”  That’s what I told my European Fiction teacher when I bought that paper.  Did she expect me to read Ferdydurke?  Louie starts blaming Dexter,which makes Jaime think that he’s crazy and runs out.  This is the moment in Batman, when he would don a mask and become the new villainous threat.

I have a feeling he will not be Miami’s reckoning.

Deb, who is giving Dexter space, has followed him to a bar.  I don’t think she knows what that word means.  Anyway, Dexter knew she’d follow and calls her as soon as she gets to the door and tells her to join him.  He’s there to show her that Ray has shaved his head and is ready to kill again.

Did you go to Super Cuts for the shampoo selection?