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Sunday, May 27, 2012
10:45 pm
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Kim gets a call from Alexis that the local florist has backed out at the last minute. At least for the moment, the dripping candle supplier is still on board. While listening to the whining, Jen gets a call from a friend and takes the opportunity to get the hell out of dodge. It annoys Kim that Jen would not want to sit there for hours watching Kim’s melons getting painted. That Jen is so selfish!
I’m slutty sexy and I know it.
The photographer moseys on down from the bar where he was knocking back a bottle of Patron with Jen earlier. Kim is now complaining about stuff not going according to plan and that the photo shoot is the last thing on her mind, but as she talks about it, she lights up when she remembers how sexy she is.
The next day, with only three days left until the wedding, Kim arrives blindfolded at Niki’s home for her bridal shower. Kim’s mother, Kroy’s mother, and Kroy’s sisters are there, along with some of Kim’s friends. Kim says she wasn’t expecting a bridal shower, but instead, thought they were driving her somewhere south of the border. Don’t ever give them ideas, Kim.
To continue the M.I.A. Jen theme, Kim asks where Jen is and finds out Jen will miss the bridal shower due to car problems. This is so upsetting to Kim that her best friend would break her car just to avoid the bridal shower. Unfortunately for the wholesome folks visiting from Montana, Kim asks if people want to see what she got for Kroy. Kroy’s unsuspecting sister is excited. Poor darling had a change of heart, though, after Kim told Kroy’s family that she had Kroy’s jersey painted onto her naked body as she hands them her phone. While Kroy’s family is visibly shocked, struggling to be polite, Kim’s mother is cracking up laughing as proud as can be of her tarty trollop daughter.
Isn’t my little Kimmy a prize?
Kim moves on to opening her gifts. When she gets to the present from Kandi Burruss, she is hesitant to open it since Kandi owns a line of sex toys. Kandi, you go girl! Karen happily offers to look inside and gives her opinion that it shouldn’t be opened in front of the visiting prudes. Score one for the Biermanns being spared. Kroy’s mother, Kathy, tells Kim to open up the gift from Kroy’s grandma next. Kim asks if it is lingerie from Montana. Turns out it’s not lingerie, but instead, it’s apple butter from the local church’s fundraiser. Gotta love Kroy’s family, but can’t help but wonder what they must be thinking behind those polite facades.
Oh Lord, please give my lips strength.
After thanking everyone for attending, Kim asks Kandi to step outside to talk. Kim launches into more complaining and crying that Jen has abandoned her. Kim asks Kandi if she’ll sing at her wedding and says she feels sorry for not inviting Kandi to be in the wedding party. Kandi is not only a talented singer, but also a sweet person and will do whatever Kim needs.
There’s no brain in there! Run, everybody! She’s a robot!
Back at the Biermann estate, Kim is now crying to Kroy about the horrible job that Jen is doing as her maid of honor. Kroy is sympathetic and feels upset with Jen, too. When Kim complains that while her friend couldn’t drive for ten minutes to be with her, Kroy’s friends came in from Montana. Kroy says that they must do a better job of raising people in Montana, to which Kim agrees. Has she forgotten that they chop real onions and make stroganoff vittles out of cute animals?
Taking a break from the drama, we get to see K.J. with his sisters, Brielle and Ariana. He is a bouncing bundle of joy while playing with Ariana, but stops when Brielle holds him. The sisters playfully argue about whose name he will say first, but are both disappointed when the first word he yells is “Taxi!”
Mom, I know who’s been calling for taxis to the airport!
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It’s really too bad that Kim thinks only sexy, low class representations of their love would appeal to Kroy. The tee shirt painted on Kim’s humongous chest was downright obscene. On the other hand, Kroy seems to have turned his back on his sturdy, Montana roots when he fell so hard for the free-living, sexy trollop. Kim does have a great, funny personality, so I wish them all the best!
Another great recap, BSL! Do you really think next week is wigless Kim? If so I will watch. I just can’t watch this show–I’m a mom, and I feel sooooo bad for Kroy’s mom! It’s not that I think that Kim is a really bad person (if self-centered, gold-digging, slutty tramps are your thing), but just that sweet Kroy could do so much better. I hope that Kim never gets mad at his mom and tries to get her out of his life…
In the sneak peek of next week’s episode, Kim, Niki, and Derek J. were together and Niki suggested that she wear her natural hair. It showed Kim’s wig being tossed onto a chair. I think I recall it being discussed that people will finally get to see her natural hair. I hope they actually show it and do not pull a trick by showing her with some sort of cap or net over whatever lurks underneath.
I fully understand that it is hard watching knowing there’s a kind family that raised this great athlete and seemingly nice guy. They probably pictured him with someone–anyone–other than Kim. They do have beautiful children, so I wish them the best for the kids’ sakes. I, too, hope his Mom is always in his family’s life, as she is awesome and supportive.
Once again, BSL, once again! Funeeee Fun! But really! Bravo “not pull a trick” and tease us and then not show Dim Kim without the wig? Come on. They wouldn… um, never mind.
If they don’t show it, someone will need to raid the petty cash drawer and take a road trip to pick up Sheree to finish what she started a couple of seasons ago. I’ll never forget them arguing outside of a restaurant and Sheree yanking on Kim’s wig and it wouldn’t come off, like it was stuck on there with Crazy Glue and duct tape.
I feel sorry for Alexis and Jen! I also know why the nanny is hiding out! Kim is too much! Good luck Kroy! My word…
Great recap as always, BSL!
BSL, PennyDreadful lives out her way. I’d love to raid petty cash and go west to enlist her help in finding the nanny. I’ve read lots of mysteries, doesn’t that qualify for an expert on reality tv?
Great recap, BSL. Those stills are priceless. Poor Jen, at least the other folks that have to deal with Kim get paid for it. Jen’s face seems to be saying “you want me to do what?”
I have lost any respect I had for Kroy…not that there was much to begin with. I always thought that he grounded Kim a little and just put up with her crap to a point. I guess i thought he was the voice of reason in the relationship. But the way he spoke to Jen on Kim’s behalf was just ridiculous. Being the matron of honor does not make you the 24/7 slave of the bride. Normal people have normal lives and normal responsibilities and normal cars that break down. GET OVER IT!!!! I guess maybe I can forgive Kroy his part in all this. I hear selling one of your livers can make you cranky.
Cutting Kroy slack because he sold his liver……..Priceless.
I wish they had some footage of Kroy’s family giving their take on things. If I was Kroy I would have died of embarrassment. If he has the balls to lecture Kim’s mom and her best friend maybe he should find some when it comes to Kim.
Mother of the Bride is usually the one doing the hand holding and errands for the bride not the MOH. Since Kim’s Parents didn’t pay for the wedding she isn’t needed or wanted to be involved. The theory that if you don’t pay for the wedding you don’t get to invite anyone should apply to Kim too. Bravo paid for the wedding so why do Kim an Kroy get to invite anyone.
Didn’t you know? Kroy is actually the bride’s bitch. Oy vey. His poor momma…
@BelowSeaLevel stuff like
toys being dangled like Blanket from a hotel balcony
means next time somebody asks you if you’re a poet, you either say yes or watch your tongue grow a bump.
The apple butter was actually a great gift for a rich person. Specially in a big city. It’s the 1 kind of thing they can’t just go buy. Ma B’s a real nice lady!
Kroy fussing at Kim’s mom and Jen looked staged to me. Plus it’s way out of character for every other scene he’s ever had.
Not that the rest of it looks all that real. Just both of those story lines seem like last minute add ons that didn’t get thought about much.
@ kthxbai I loved the apple butter gift. I hope you don’t mind me sharing just how much and why I thought that was one of the best gifts ever. No one eats apple butter where I live, but I LOVE it. One time my son was traveling and went to a farmers market that had homemade apple butter and he bought that as my souvenir. I couldn’t believe it when she pulled out apple butter. I agree with you wholeheartedly that gift from his grandmother was amazing and I hope Kim appreciated it.
Anybody else think she would have been better off having her picture taken wearing Kroy’s actual jersey? Those boobies were not cute at all. Perhaps she will hold those portraits up as evidence that he needs to pay up for the next boob job.
@BelowSeaLevel That’s an awesome souvenir! You’re lucky. I don’t think I’ve had the home made kind since I was like 12. I’m the only person in my family that likes it too! Even including the 1s that know what it is.
I bet Ma B wasn’t just being polite and nice though. Kroy’s probably the 1 that likes it in that house. So she knew it’d get appreciated. Does Kim even eat toast?
I thought she went on a strict diet where the only kind of bread she can have is glazed donuts from the Krispy Kreme.
What kind of wedding would they have had if Bravo hadn’t paid for the entire “Circus” This is not her 1st time at the rodeo,we all know that. It was staged from beginning to the ridiculus end,when Kim says to Kroy,”Lets make another baby”. She can’t or won’t take care of the 1 she already has,or her other daughters.
Bravo admit you paid for this entire mess.
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