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Sunday, May 27, 2012
10:45 pm
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While much of the episode has been Kim whining about Jen, the person that should be crying is Kroy, since he’s not getting that last night of freedom with a proper bachelor party. There are many sad strippers in Atlanta this evening since I’m sure Kroy has the money to make it not only rain, but pour. Instead, the groomsmen–and Kim and her assistant and the bridal party–will be getting together at a go kart track. Kim gives the excuse that there wasn’t enough time to plan a bachelor party. Whatever, Kim. Big Poppa 2 isn’t going to become some other woman’s Big Poppa 1 if Kim can help it.
Yeah, right–go karts. But, seriously, where’s the ladies?
Jen shows up at the track wanting to speak with Kim, but Kim refuses and interrupts Kroy from his party by asking him to speak with Jen. Kroy gives Jen a dressing down about how absent she’s been, that Kim looked around her bridal shower and didn’t see her maid of honor, that Kim never cries but has been crying all day, etc. Every time Jen tries to respond, Kroy shuts her down. Kroy tells Jen that she should be calling Kim every day asking what she can do for her. Yeah, he really did say that.
Jen feels upset for missing some of Kim’s events and offers to leave and go home. Despite being an awful maid of honor, he still gives her the party favor, which is an autographed photo of naked Kim eating a banana and 10 Chuck-E-Cheese tokens.
I only get 10 tokens? But each Whack-a-Mole game takes 3 tokens.
Despite the fact that Kim sent Jen packing, Kim has the nerve to say she is hurt that Jen isn’t there. What, say what? Kim says she is blessed with Kroy and that she hit the jackpot. Gurrrrl, don’t we know it.
Next week, Niki suggests that Kim go without a wig for her wedding and shows Derek J. what’s lurking underneath those wigs–and it better be horrific.
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It’s really too bad that Kim thinks only sexy, low class representations of their love would appeal to Kroy. The tee shirt painted on Kim’s humongous chest was downright obscene. On the other hand, Kroy seems to have turned his back on his sturdy, Montana roots when he fell so hard for the free-living, sexy trollop. Kim does have a great, funny personality, so I wish them all the best!
Another great recap, BSL! Do you really think next week is wigless Kim? If so I will watch. I just can’t watch this show–I’m a mom, and I feel sooooo bad for Kroy’s mom! It’s not that I think that Kim is a really bad person (if self-centered, gold-digging, slutty tramps are your thing), but just that sweet Kroy could do so much better. I hope that Kim never gets mad at his mom and tries to get her out of his life…
In the sneak peek of next week’s episode, Kim, Niki, and Derek J. were together and Niki suggested that she wear her natural hair. It showed Kim’s wig being tossed onto a chair. I think I recall it being discussed that people will finally get to see her natural hair. I hope they actually show it and do not pull a trick by showing her with some sort of cap or net over whatever lurks underneath.
I fully understand that it is hard watching knowing there’s a kind family that raised this great athlete and seemingly nice guy. They probably pictured him with someone–anyone–other than Kim. They do have beautiful children, so I wish them the best for the kids’ sakes. I, too, hope his Mom is always in his family’s life, as she is awesome and supportive.
Once again, BSL, once again! Funeeee Fun! But really! Bravo “not pull a trick” and tease us and then not show Dim Kim without the wig? Come on. They wouldn… um, never mind.
If they don’t show it, someone will need to raid the petty cash drawer and take a road trip to pick up Sheree to finish what she started a couple of seasons ago. I’ll never forget them arguing outside of a restaurant and Sheree yanking on Kim’s wig and it wouldn’t come off, like it was stuck on there with Crazy Glue and duct tape.
I feel sorry for Alexis and Jen! I also know why the nanny is hiding out! Kim is too much! Good luck Kroy! My word…
Great recap as always, BSL!
BSL, PennyDreadful lives out her way. I’d love to raid petty cash and go west to enlist her help in finding the nanny. I’ve read lots of mysteries, doesn’t that qualify for an expert on reality tv?
Great recap, BSL. Those stills are priceless. Poor Jen, at least the other folks that have to deal with Kim get paid for it. Jen’s face seems to be saying “you want me to do what?”
I have lost any respect I had for Kroy…not that there was much to begin with. I always thought that he grounded Kim a little and just put up with her crap to a point. I guess i thought he was the voice of reason in the relationship. But the way he spoke to Jen on Kim’s behalf was just ridiculous. Being the matron of honor does not make you the 24/7 slave of the bride. Normal people have normal lives and normal responsibilities and normal cars that break down. GET OVER IT!!!! I guess maybe I can forgive Kroy his part in all this. I hear selling one of your livers can make you cranky.
Cutting Kroy slack because he sold his liver……..Priceless.
I wish they had some footage of Kroy’s family giving their take on things. If I was Kroy I would have died of embarrassment. If he has the balls to lecture Kim’s mom and her best friend maybe he should find some when it comes to Kim.
Mother of the Bride is usually the one doing the hand holding and errands for the bride not the MOH. Since Kim’s Parents didn’t pay for the wedding she isn’t needed or wanted to be involved. The theory that if you don’t pay for the wedding you don’t get to invite anyone should apply to Kim too. Bravo paid for the wedding so why do Kim an Kroy get to invite anyone.
Didn’t you know? Kroy is actually the bride’s bitch. Oy vey. His poor momma…
@BelowSeaLevel stuff like
toys being dangled like Blanket from a hotel balcony
means next time somebody asks you if you’re a poet, you either say yes or watch your tongue grow a bump.
The apple butter was actually a great gift for a rich person. Specially in a big city. It’s the 1 kind of thing they can’t just go buy. Ma B’s a real nice lady!
Kroy fussing at Kim’s mom and Jen looked staged to me. Plus it’s way out of character for every other scene he’s ever had.
Not that the rest of it looks all that real. Just both of those story lines seem like last minute add ons that didn’t get thought about much.
@ kthxbai I loved the apple butter gift. I hope you don’t mind me sharing just how much and why I thought that was one of the best gifts ever. No one eats apple butter where I live, but I LOVE it. One time my son was traveling and went to a farmers market that had homemade apple butter and he bought that as my souvenir. I couldn’t believe it when she pulled out apple butter. I agree with you wholeheartedly that gift from his grandmother was amazing and I hope Kim appreciated it.
Anybody else think she would have been better off having her picture taken wearing Kroy’s actual jersey? Those boobies were not cute at all. Perhaps she will hold those portraits up as evidence that he needs to pay up for the next boob job.
@BelowSeaLevel That’s an awesome souvenir! You’re lucky. I don’t think I’ve had the home made kind since I was like 12. I’m the only person in my family that likes it too! Even including the 1s that know what it is.
I bet Ma B wasn’t just being polite and nice though. Kroy’s probably the 1 that likes it in that house. So she knew it’d get appreciated. Does Kim even eat toast?
I thought she went on a strict diet where the only kind of bread she can have is glazed donuts from the Krispy Kreme.
What kind of wedding would they have had if Bravo hadn’t paid for the entire “Circus” This is not her 1st time at the rodeo,we all know that. It was staged from beginning to the ridiculus end,when Kim says to Kroy,”Lets make another baby”. She can’t or won’t take care of the 1 she already has,or her other daughters.
Bravo admit you paid for this entire mess.
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