Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding Recap: Wig On A Wig

26 Comments

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   Nikki
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 4:58 pm

   Great recap! You’ve actually got me hooked and I watched this episode to catch the *cough* real hair *cough*. Extensions. Disappointing. Was hoping for the ‘mange’ look at least. Sigh.

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   BelowSeaLevel
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 5:13 pm

   @ Nikki, my plan is working! If they hadn’t spent hours prepping her hair, both of us would have gotten our “mange” wish!

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   2muchbravo
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 5:29 pm

   Kim’s hair actually wasn’t too bad. I would have thought it would’ve been all squished down and sweaty. Derek must just be her wig stylist. She’s got to have a regular hair stylist as well. I’d actually seen a wigless pic before. It was when she was going thru her lady pond phase with Tracy.

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   Msjacqmills
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 5:29 pm

   I havent watched a single episode of this show — I have to draw the line somewhere when it comes to my trash tv addiction. But I do love your recaps.

   I did catch the wig removal scene on Kathy Griffins show, though, and I was soooooo disappointed. I was really hoping for a Melrose Place/Kimberly Shaw reveal complete with bald spots and scars.
   Boooooo!

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   BelowSeaLevel
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 5:42 pm

   Does anyone know if she actually wears a wig every single day? It seems like it would create problems like hair loss and all sorts of scalp problems. Now, I’m looking forward to seeing Chanel in her wig on the wedding day!

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   2muchbravo
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 8:51 pm

   LOOOOOOVE Kathy’s show! Her mother’s so cute. What a great sense of humor she must have. OR she’s just given up being shocked by anything Kathy says.

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   Monica
   Posted June 3, 2012 at 10:29 pm

   Kim’s real hair (paging Carol Brady) looks faker than her fake hair!!!

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   classy drunk
   Posted June 4, 2012 at 4:51 am

   Kim looks like Gonzo from The Muppets.

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   msjacqmills
   Posted June 4, 2012 at 7:02 am

   HAHAHAHAH – Classy Drunk – you are right on!! That woman looks as fake as a damn muppet…can’t stand her fake ass!

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    snowshoecat
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 7:48 am

    I’ve been looking at the pic of Kim looking into the morror (without turning to stone, if you can believe) and I just came up with a money-making idea for her (she’ll need it after she gets the bill for the wedding and the lawsuit).

    Eyebrow wigs!!!!!!! Look at her eyebrows in the mirror. She has the same problem that those of us have with deep-set eyes— the brow looks planted right on top of the eye socket, leaving little room for makeup. To remedy this problem she has shaved/waxed off her brow and pencilled in a brow that looks like– well, like she pencilled one in. It looks shiny and unnatural. Sort of like the rest of her.

    Brow-wigs would give the wearer a natural looking brow that is made of natural hair, eliminating that phony pencilled-in look. The really expensive ones could even be applied one hair at a time, like lashes.

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    MrsMiaWallace
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 7:56 am

    this was a great recap! I watched this show for the first time last night and it wasn’t intentional (left the tv on) but I did want to see the reveal. I’m glad there are people on here who know hair because I woul’ve fallen for that being her hair. Am I strange to think that wearing a long blond wig over medium-length blonde hair is kind of pointless? She looks the same either way to me. Less like a white trash mermaid with an age-appropriate haircut if anything.

    I started to realize how much hair she is wearing day-to-day and I remember how hot it is in Atlanta-no wonder she’s such a moody b*tch and always wanting to drink! She must be so uncomfortable. I wear wigs on Halloween, they are usually way shorter and October in the mid-atlantic is not warm and my head burns up!

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    Mimo
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 8:07 am

    She did say at the last reunuion that she seldom wears her wig at home, just usually when she goes out in public.

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    Susanl
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 9:00 am

    That “real” hair was fixed before the reveal. You don’t wear wigs all day and it look like that after taking off the wig. It looked so much better than that Farrah-Fawsett-wannabe-70′s-mange she puts on for the show.
    She’s lost baby weight? In what universe??? I guess the excessive amounts of wine she guzzles distorts that “gut” she’s sporting around.
    Speaking of baby weight, can’t she see what a porker her girls are becoming? Maybe she should spend some of Kroy’s money to get them in a weight loss program.
    Speaking of Kroy’s money, $500,000??? Are you serious??? you are spending 1/2 million dollars of his money on a bracelet? His family should be so proud that their son is living/marrying such a shallow brain-dead dipshit who thinks nothing of spending all he earns on herself. He’s an IDIOT!!!

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    notwithoutmytv
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 9:52 am

    The whole world is planning to ruin Kim Zolciak’s wedding. People are casing the joint to plan their disruption, renting helicopters, sewing dog bite-proof jumpsuits, and drinking lots of Sprite so they can break into her house and pee all over her solid gold toilet seats.

    Because Kim Z. is bigger than Angelina Jolie.

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    TWhit
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 11:27 am

    1) I’m Team That Hair Was Fake.

    2) Several times during that particular scene, I could totally see her mother in her face. It skert me so bad I’m just now coming out from underneath my bed.

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    Moli
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    @snowcat “Brow-wigs would give the wearer a natural looking brow that is made of natural hair, eliminating that phony pencilled-in look”…I believe I told you the first time you posted…that you would become my favorite…task completed

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    snowshoecat
    Posted June 4, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    *blush* luv ya Moli. Mmmmwwwwaaaaa.

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    lindaw205
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 4:39 am

    I still feel sorry for Kroy’s family. I can’t imagine how upset they are watching her spend his money for him. He will be broke/bankrupt in no time at this rate when he should be saving/investing his money for the future. I used to feel sorry for him, too, but not anymore. What a dumbass.

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 4:50 am

    @Linda, I actually think Kim and Kroy make about the same amount. Right around the $500K range.

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 4:51 am

    Oh and I also thinks that she gets some insane amount for Child Support also…around the 30K range.

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    Jennifer
    Posted June 7, 2012 at 9:39 pm

    Didn’t Kim claim to “own” the house on the Atlanta reunion? Kendra is her landlord?

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    hot cawfee
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 8:23 am

    I thought Kroy bought the house and moved Kim and her girls in?? Need to watch the first episode again and check this.

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    Nikki
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 8:33 am

    Somebody has been fibbing… She also said that they were buying the house on the reunion when she was fighting with Marlo. I thought crazy Marlo was lying. But ALL the women are liars I think. It makes me wonder how many people around me lie/fake it like that. My mother does taxes and she says that a lot of people are big fakes (leased cars, rented mcmansions, credit maxed out, not paying vendors, etc…) that live around us. People whose lives look perfect. Hmmm…

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    classy drunk
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 8:35 am

    On the reunion Kim said she was renting the home because they didn’t know if Kroy would still be with the Falcons.

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    Nikki
    Posted June 8, 2012 at 8:42 am

    I could have sworn she was adamant with Marlo about the house being bought?

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    ConservativeMe
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    I think it’s horrendous the way Kim uses such filthy language in front of her children. There are still a few of us that think that it is unbecoming and very unflattering. If my sons ever married a woman as trashy as Kim, I would be heart broken. Kroy seems like such a classy guy with good morals, what was he thinking to get involved with a woman that is so low class?????