Well, kids, this is it. We are down to only two teams of four very pretty boys, so we will find out how this is all supposed to go down.
All of our clues thus far indicate that we will have superhero drag queens. This should be a lot of fun, finally! Their mini challenge this week will see our lovely ladies ballin’ on the court. Rujubee has to wear booty shorts and tube tops as The Skins while Shad have to wear dresses as The Skirts. No one has time to do full drag, so we get to see just how unpretty they can look when not given the chance to slather on much spackle. It makes me feel a hair better about how hideously ugly I am, especially compared to grown men dressed as women.
Men dressed as women dressed as men dressed as women.
Instead of HORSE, it’s FISH. Chad is the first to miss a basket on the first round. Then, despite the fact that she can spin a ball on the tip of her finger, Shannel misses her second attempt. Neither Chad nor Shannel can land a basket for the rest of the game, while Raven and Juju land every single shot.
Their prize is that they both get to make like E.T. and phone home. Ru plugs a movie of hers, Star Booty, available on Netflix (wink!) to launch into the main challenge of becoming superheroes. Now I’m going to have to find a moment in my horribly hectic life to watch something other than this show. At least Mr. Sugarbush will be all about watching anything starring RuRu.
Each team will have a villain and a hero complete with backstory. That’s going to be great! The winning team will be featured in Dynamite Comics as the first-ever drag superfoes. I’m so glad she saved the greatest challenge for last. We needed something this fun after getting the ol’ stinkfinger last week at the library.
While Raven and Juju state the obvious (Raven is the villain and Juju is the hero) and throw shade the entire time, Chad is revealing his superhero idea. Just a moment…I have to wipe the tears from my eyes so I can type… He wants to be named “Firepussy” and his schtick is vaginal rejuvenations which brings on this look from Shannel…
What is this word “vagina”?
Shannel wants to get all serious on them, but Chad changes that idea to Shannel’s tits shooting out milk to put out Firepussy’s fire. She’s also planning on having pubes running down her legs. She’s tearing me up, but Ru comes in to tell them that they need to make it more family friendly because if they win, they’ll have to be able to publish this and sell it to children. Whoopsie. That’s too bad, because I was really wanting to see Firepussy and her super pubes.