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I thought we might be cheated out of runway, but we’re not. Thank goodness. I wanted to get to see each queen up close.
First up is Chad.
Elvira loved Shad’s story, but Michelle was confused. Elvira wants to steal Raven’s look and Michelle couldn’t get enough of Raven. Michelle thinks Juju is so Marvel. Wendy wants to see more flesh from Juju and Elvira thought she played too safe. Michelle loved Rujubee and thought they were very comic book while Shad was more cartoon. No one was impressed by Juju’s look but Michelle.
Michelle felt Shannel was too S&M porno and their story was so crazy. Elvira loves the perviness of the Shad story. Wendy is hilarious her analysis of the teams – Rujubee would have the best storyline for a movie, but merchandising would be lucrative with Firecrotch and Lactasia.
Ru refers to all four of the girls being her legendary children. Then, she drops the biggest bomb ever…
Now, don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t throw a hissy if Chad was given the crown, but I don’t want to see Raven or Juju go home. Just between you and me, though, I’ll cry if Juju goes home tonight.
The girls LSFYL to “Dancing on My Own” by Robyn. Both girls are incredibly emotional and crying over having to go against one another.
Looks like I’m not the only one. The entire panel is in tears. There was no dancing. This was one emotional lip sync. Don’t send them home, Ru!!! Nooooo!
Juju has a panic attack and Raven goes to help her out. Ru has to wait for them to compose themselves for a while before she can announce her decision. They both stay!!!!!! Even Chad is elated, screaming cheers in the background! I just have to say that if that LSYFL didn’t just reveal Raven and Juju’s true love for one another, then I don’t know anything.