Last week, we lost our dear Latrice and Manila. I’m very sad that they went home and not Alexis (and Yara). Yara deserves to be there, but Alexis just doesn’t I don’t think Yara understood that no one was pointing the finger directly at her last week on the runway, because she seemed pretty pissed.
Our mini-challenge this week opens the library! Yay!! But, the theme is cheer-reading, so there will be short skirts and pom-poms. First up is Yarlexis, who call Juju “Jackie Chan” and Chad old. It was fairly good, however, when they said, “Shannel…who?”
Raven and Juju were funny, but not in the way they meant to be. I’m shocked, truly, because those are the two funniest bitches here.
Chad and Shannel were the best, though Shannel looks a mad mess. Simply because everyone chose to send them home last week, Yarlexis wins this one. I hope the library remains open for the rest of the episode, because this mini-challenge was a letdown.
Look! It’s Hildegarde from Bosom Buddies.
Nevermind! They’re creating girl groups for a fabulous lip sync performance. Their additional members are legendary children – Kelly Osbourne, who is using “Covergirl” and teamed with Yarlexis. Kady Z, daughter of Pia Zadora, chose “Don’t Be Jealous of My Boogie” and is teamed with Rujubee. Which leaves team Shad with Vanessa William’s daughter Jillian Hervey who picked “Glamazon”.
Over at Team Shad, Shannel is taking the bull by the horns which is pissing off Chad. He wonders out loud why Shannel would be choreographing the entire routine when she’s not a dancer. OUCH? Chad’s getting angry. At least he’s honest and I know this is all coming from the fact that he has absolutely NO desire to go home until he takes the crown this time. I can’t blame him, yet this beef is sure to make the other girls squeal with delight since we all know that Chad is the woman to beat.
I love her dearly. I’m just going to shove her down a well and make sure she doesn’t pull me down with her.
Alexis tells Kelly that the other girls want them gone because they don’t speak English well. Girl, you KNOW that isn’t the reason they think you should go home.
Ru slips into the room to stir up the shit. He first approaches Team Shad and asks immediately who is taking control of the group. Oh gee. I wonder how he knew that there was a member on a power trip. Chad mentions, of course, that Shannel’s being miss bossy pants and Ru mentions the fact that most girl groups end bitterly.
Over at the table which speaks no English, Kelly mirrors my feelings about being born a girl. It sucks, because then we can’t be drag queens. The only woman who can get away with being a drag queen is Cher (sorry, Michelle Visage). Ru is really excited about Team Yarleixs and I wonder how much this change has to do with what was said on the runway last week. I don’t like how that changes the game.