V3 (lol), AKA Rujubee, is not feeling the dancing at all. Kady is not very good with her choreography and it’s freaking out our girls. Ru claims that Rujubee has a lot to prove this week…lame.
What do you mean? I’m working this shit like Pee-Wee.
The guest judge will be Rosie Perez. How did this all come together so brilliantly? Last week, the Puerto Rican girls got read and suddenly Ru loves the hell out of them and Rosie Perez will be judging them? I smell a rat!
Yarlexis heads off to rehearsal and it turns out that Yara is a total weakling. They plan to lift Kelly and cross the stage, but Yara can’t seem to handle it. I was on drill team and had routines where two of us had to lift a girl and I was the only one with any strength – we still did it. Yara, girl, get it together. Then Yara starts to just change up the whole routine, because she doesn’t like what they have.
Next up is V3 and our girls are excited about their real life girl. They seem a lot better now than they started out. Thank God.
Shad’s routine seems pretty damn great and the’re quite lucky to have been “stuck” with a great dancer. Shannel is 100% worried about always facing the judges and Chad has had enough. He doesn’t want to go home simply because Shannel wants more face time.
Kelly is so adorable. She wants them to contour the hell out of her Ozzy jaw. Alexis is shocked to find out that Kelly was bullied in school, because she’s not gay… Yes, because only homosexuals are bullied, Alexis. Good job, darling.
I have to say something about this. How creepy is Raven done up as Donatella Versace in the Orbitz commercial?
Jillian asks Chad and Shannel if they’ve always been great friends. They started out as great friends, but had a rift. The rift was fixed when Chad showed up to Shannel’s mother’s funeral. Then, we get some soft Chad when she cries about wasting time being mad at Shannel. She truly loves Shannel and wouldn’t want to be with anyone else.
While Kady is being dragged out,she’s freaking that she’s going to look like a drag queen. Wait…why did you come on this show? Why would you not want to be dragged out? It’s your one chance!
Onto the main stage!! Our additional guest judge is Mary Wilson of The Supremes. The group who took arm dancing by storm! Thank you for inspiring hordes of old white women to dance to all songs with their arms while their feet stay firmly planted to the ground.
Then we are told that Michelle Visage is formerly of her own girl group, Seduction. What? I had to Google them, because I don’t remember them. When I did, I realized that I DO know them! At least their 1 song. Holy ballz, y’all. Michelle clearly was wanting to channel some Madonna. Oh my!