And here are your teams:
Team Yarlexis – Yara & Alexis
Team Brown Flowers – Nina & Tammie
Team Rujubee – Raven & Jujubee
Team Shad – Shannel & Chad
Team Latrila – Latrice & Manila
Like gym class rejects, Pandora and Mimi are unwillingly left with each other, forming Team Mandora. Pandora acts like a brat from the get-go. Mimi immediately starts in on her horrible jokes, which is a stupid idea when your partner is comedic gold. I hope Pandora can get her gaff unbunched and nail this challenge.
Speaking of the challenge, there will be two photoshoots. The first photo will show the queens half-transformed and the second will showcase “opposites attract”. What’s the REAL challenge? They must do each other’s makeup. This leads to Pandora wearing clown lips and everyone comments at how she now looks like Raven. HA!
Ru comes in to mindfuck all the girls and starts with Team Shad. These two ultra-professionals may not work out so well as there’s just not enough cooky-ness there. Chad claims to be downtown while Shannel is uptown, but I think she’s crazy and so does Ru. Chad is all class – have you ever seen a classy hooker?
I rest my case.
They also use the word “editorial” as much as they both use the word “professional”, which means their shoot will not be editorial at all.
Ru can tell that Pandora’s not feeling the match and some shade is thrown when Pandora says that the matching is proof that the universe hates her. Come on, now. You know Ru doesn’t like anyone but Michelle being an asshole to the girls.
We get to hear that Raven’s idea of high-fashion is no fashion. Yes, we are going to be subjected to Raven’s raven. Hopefully it will be blurred, unless it he’s hung like Ken Jeong in which case it’ll blur itself out. Their makeup is half and half, so when they align their faces a certain way, they’ll become a whole. So sweet.
Latrila is having some racial makeup issues with Latrice painted yellow and Manila painted clown white, but hopefully they will blend the shit out of it. Manila wanted to be paired with someone who is likeable, unlike her. At least she knows. Latrice worries that pairing up with someone so bitchy may have been a bad idea. I know a worse idea…
Not losing the Mushmouth look.
The photographer is too busy toe-tapping to enjoy the Shad shoot and feels the tension, again, with Mandora. Pandora really needs to get over it. Latrila and Rujubee have tons of fun and will surely turn it out. Manila even wants to end their shoot on a prom prose. Manila always gets me with her taste, because it is the exact same as mine. I never miss an opportunity for a cheesy prom or Olan Mills pose.