Latrila come out dressed as fabulous Teletubbies, complete with a TV around Manila’s waist. Did they not have a 32” flat screen to put around Latrice’s?
Latrice: If your palate ain’t feeling what I’m cooking, then spit it out. Bitch.
Mandora comes out in blue and electric green ensembles and you just know they’re going to be eaten alive by Santino. They end with a little confetti ode to Rip Taylor.
Santino: How many Muppets had to die!?
Rujubee serve up Chicago realness. They both look incredible in their burlesque outfits and I continue to hate that grown-ass men can serve it better as a woman than I can.
Brown Flowers are dark with crazy red wigs that seem to mock my “just woke up after a long night of boozing” look. Or, as my oldest brother calls it, “just jumped out of an airplane, but the parachute didn’t open” look. I’m not buying what they’re selling, although Tammie’s outfit seems to highlight her personality a bit.
Shad are serving “Welcome to the Jungle” realness. The outfits are CA-RAY-ZAY. I’m not sure if I love them or hate them, but at least they’re memorable (sorry for the shitty pic – it’s the get I could get).
Ru: Girls, go pluck yourselves.
In the top two are Rujubee and Latrila. Ru points out that it really took “balls” to do the Opposites Attract photo for Rujubee. Latrila, however, is this week’s winna’ and go home with a prize from sequinqueen.com. Sometimes I wish I were a man so I could shop a sequinqueen.com and prance around onstage. As a female, I’d just be “trying too hard” and trashy.
Yarlexis – Rachel loves them, but Santino didn’t appreciate their personality swap. The top four think that it was unfair that they both had full makeup in their first photo. Of course, the one to bring it up was Raven who badmouths everyone when she doesn’t win.
Manodra – Ross loved the half-baked pic, but hated their opposites attract pic. Everyone on panel is noticing Mimi’s weight loss. Funny how none of the girls noticed. Hate? Perhaps. Michelle wants to know why Mimi wore her green fur on her upper bulge. Meanwhile, during Untucked, the queens wonder why Mimi was even brought back. Shangela is thrown out as a potential to have come back in her stead (gag!) as well as Willam (I wish) and Jessica Wild. I wonder the same thing. Where the hell are Willam and Yessica? Two of my most favorite queens.
Willam’s ears were ringing! The top two’s surprise in the Gold Lounge is handed to them by Willam. He still has a beard and mustache, but I don’t love him any less. Their prize is to play Kill, Fuck, and Marry. Manila, surprise, chooses to kill everyone. For some reason, she’s not as funny without Raja.