Brown Flowers – Rachel loves it. Ross thinks Tammie is amazing, but no one felt Nina’s look in the photoshoot. Tammie speaks for a moment and I realize why she’s here as she gives Spanish lessons. She’s zany as hell and incredibly funny. I offer my stamp of approval.
Shad – No one liked their pics at all. Their poses are too posey. But, like me, Ross loves that Shannel looks just like Delta Burke.
I think it’s going to be Mandora vs Shad. If Mandora is in the bottom, that’s all on Pandora. I love Miss Boxx, but she’s checked out.
Brown Flowers is safe. Check! Mandora is going to LSFYL. Check! Shad is up for elimination. Check! Boy, do I know my Drag Race?
Pandora is already blaming their low ranking on Mimi. Wake up, Pandora!! You’re the one I was most excited to see again!! If she can’t make the best of it with Mimi, she’s not as fabulous as I thought. In the lounge, Shannel tells Mimi that she thinks she did a great job in the half-baked pic, but that Pandora just stood there. Pandora seems to think that she should get praise just for being Pandora. No one likes that attitude.
Only one queen per team will lip sync, so each team must decide. Boy, I hope they choose smart and pick Pandora. Nope. They choose Mimi, which just tells us that Pandora has no fucks left to give. Chad sings for Shad to which Mimi sucks her teeth. In honor of Mimi’s previous season exit, Ru introduces another twist to the LSFYL. If a partner sees their performer is having trouble, they can tag themselves into the ring. They also can use folding chairs, aluminum trashcans, and brass knucks. Here I think this is going to get the drama rolling, but nope. That tag-in button can only be used once the entire season.
Let’s go! The song is one to which I have lip synced many, many times myself. “Opposites Attract” by Paula Abdul. Good thing I’m way more lazy now than I was then. My wine-drinking ass is planted firmly on this divot in my couch.
Chad seems to flounder until he pulls out the Roger Rabbit. Oh yeah, that’s right. Roger effing Rabbit. Everyone’s waiting for Mimi to do something drastic which, in this case, is to change her outfit which just proves that she still reeks of desperation. Chad winds up pushing Mimi out of her face, as we know Mimi thinks LSFYL means to get all up in everyone’s face.
Shad – shante. Mandora – sashay. Too bad Pandora stopped caring as soon as Mimi became her partner. Instead of pouting in the corner, she could have taught Mimi a thing or two and reigned in her talents. What a waste.
In Untucked, some drama comes out regarding Mimi and Alexis. Apparently, Mimi was working at Alexis’s club and Mimi had something to do with Alexis’s firing. Always the shit-stirrer, Juju brings up the beef. Alexis says that she doesn’t necessarily blame Mimi for the decision of her bosses, but she does feel that Mimi is not worthy of being considered an all-star. Mimi tries to jump on the anti-bullying bandwagon, but everyone swiftly pushes her off. Raven questions the fact that Mimi was ranked 3rd to come back out of all of the past queens. Really???
Someone must have learned how to buy fans from Zarin School of Marketing.