I have faith in Alexis, let’s see if I know what I’m talking about. Her first challenge is to let someone write “Next Drag Superstar” on their person. BAM! Next, she has to squirt whipped cream into someone’s mouth. BAM! She said her method is the same she uses on her boyfriend at the mall. Hold tight and don’t let go ‘til she gets what she wants. Smart girl. I just threaten with a ball punch. Who knew it could be done with such little violence? Limbo – BAM! She’s got it all done. Do I know my girls or WHAT?
Next up is Shannel who needs to convince someone to let her eat grapes out of their hand. First guy lets her, but it helps that he’s gay. Before she lets him go, she has his hold water in his hands while she laps it like a dog. She forces an unwilling participant to dance with her, but the guy quickly takes to it and grinds with her. After a few failures, he gets a man to stop and massage her foot. She even gets one beautiful girl to crack an egg on her head and then has her cluck like a chicken.
Chad is up next and I worry that, again, he’s too pretty to get people to stop. They’ll just think he’s some psychopathic cougar. I’m wrong! She first gets a girl to slap her in the face with a foam hand and then gets a very awkward group hug. Now she asks a lesbian to smell her breath and rate it who does it very willingly. She doesn’t do a bad job at all. I’m so proud of my Chad!
Oh my, how awkward is Chad when he tries to kiss a woman!
Now, whenever I go out on the town in the daytime, I fully expect to be accosted by beautiful drag queens. It would make my LIFE!
Latrice and Manila are having an absolute love fest and I wish I could throw myself in the middle of it! They’re learning a lot from one another and feel that they made the right choice in partnership.
This week’s runway is “bad girl chic”, which means that Yara is taking over Yarlexis’ look for the runway. Alexis isn’t thrilled to put in crazy contacts and look more like the future of drag rather than pageant drag. Why does she always question Yara? Yara’s runway is never less than fierce.
As the girls trowel on their makeup, they discuss their manliness. Latrice feels that the others can pull off being sexy men, but that he just can’t. I find that crazy, because his man pic was actually pretty damn cute. We learn through Manila that the men have it just as bad as the women when it comes to media portrayal of what is beautiful. Sorry girl, but I’m just not going to feel sorry for y’all. When you are of a gender that naturally has low body fat and aging is sexy, I just can’t feel for you. At all.