Michelle is serving us some She-Ra in the Thunderdome with her look this week and our special guest judges are Rachel Dratch and Janice Dickinson! Yay!! I love them both!
Welcome to…Thunda’ boobs!
As I watch all these bad bitches stomp down the runway, I realize that I’m going to be upset regardless of what happens tonight. I want them all to stay and I hope this team thing ends so we can keep queens around longer.
Apparently, one team outshined and outscored all of the others. Who was it? Team Shad!! That means they’re the winnahs and I won’t have to cry…at least for them. Then THE question is asked – who should go home this week. Shannel feels it’s Yarlexis, because Yara is carrying the whole team. GIRL, I’m with you on that one, for realz.
Michelle: Chad is giving us punk rock Carol Brady.
Rujubee – While Santino heartily applauds Juju for squirting cream down a man’s pants, they are read up and down by Michelle and Janice for their runway looks, especially Raven.
Jujubee: Who would mess with this nasty bitch?
Yarlexis – No one was impressed with Yara’s challenge, but they all love Alexis’s runway look. Of course, that was all Yara, but Yara doesn’t have the good sense to keep that part quiet until a more appropriate moment.
Ru: She just washed her hair and can’t do a thing with it!
Latrila – Janice isn’t having any of Latrice’s Divine makeup and, for whatever reason, she just doesn’t get it. I hate it, but I get it. Santino loved Latrice’s Chaka Kahn look on the street and is enamoured with Manila’s runway. It’s very Raja, which I love.
Ru: She looks like Christina Ricci
THE question is asked first of Rujubee, who chooses Yarlexis to go because they seem to place themselves in a box. I totally agree, although I can’t get over how much I love Yara.
Alexis is fuming as THE question is asked of her. She thinks Latrila should go home, but Ru keeps it light by pointing out that they’re their “biggest” competition. Latrice jokingly says she’d send home Yarlexis, because she can’t understand the words that are coming out of their mouths.
WELL! Alexis isn’t liking that and doesn’t see that Latrice wasn’t reading them at all. She seems to think the problem they all have, legit, is that English isn’t their first language. She loses it on them in a big move of desperation.
NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Yarlexis is safe! I’m going to lose someone I desperately love no matter what!!!! FUCK!!
Juju goes up against Manila and this should be the mother of all LSFYL. They are probably the two greatest LSYFL’ers evah. I’m going to cry…