Last and, once again, least – Serena ChaCha. Michelle can’t even hold back her disdain, sighing and calling her Drag Pinocchio with the lederhosen and she was, literally, waiting for some yodeling. Santino and Camille are more put out by her tiny little boy chest so Michelle jumps back in to say Serena’s going to have consider her body proportions and how she “executes” her fashion. Mike picks up on the alternate meaning of “execute “and tortures a simile into submission. And with that…SILENCE! Bring back Ru’s girls!
Ru calls Ivy and Alaska safe then tells Roxxxy she’s won the challenge, plus a gown from Marco Marco and immunity from elimination for the next challenge. Roxxxy’s grateful, but Lineysha is not amused, again. But she is safe.
I am not pleased.
That leaves Penny, Jade and Serena. Ru tells Serena she may “move like Jagger,” (Is that a read?) but her look was #Coutorture. She’s up for elimination. Ru lies that they loved Penny’s “dangerous curves” but her look was tragic and Jade was a big old mess but her personality saved her ass so she’s safe. But Ru stops her before she leaves to tell her to edit. Jade looks like she doesn’t know what that means, but thanks Ru and heads back to safety before Ru changes her mind.
So any hope Penny may have had is dashed because they’re lip synching to Miley. Even if Penny knew the words, which she didn’t, “Party in the USA” was written for little lollipop heads like Serena so all she has to do is swish, twirl, bop her head and get the words right. Which she does. Meanwhile Penny makes the bold decision to turn her back to the judges and pull out a handkerchief because nothing says teenybopper like imitating James Brown. Alyssa, Honey and Alaska all take turns shit-talking Penny and it’s over.
If need be, I can also unhinge my jaw.
To no one’s surprise and everyone’s disappointment, Serena shantays and Penny’s told to sashay away. She’s pretty sanguine about it because she can’t think of what she’d do differently or if she even has much more to show them. She came, she did her thing and it wasn’t enough for the show but her family’s proud of her for making it so she’s fine with leaving. Meanwhile, somewhere in San Bernadino County, Adore Delano’s poking her Penny voodoo doll and is PISSED she was disqualified from the online voting.
So long, (not) fan favorite!
Meanwhile, over on Untucked we learned all kinds of slang for people who chase after drag queens: Panty sniffer when they’re “in the geesh”, boxer sniffer when they’re “out of the geesh,” tuck chaser and, most eloguently, clown fucker. Which all refer to Serena because she was trying to work that room for dates.
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