It’s PokeSatan’s turn and she’s tragic. Her skirt floats up, exposing her (un)tuck and she looks like a drowning Chihuahua. Mike still takes a pretty funny photo of her hanging from the edge of the tank with her legs splayed and her head cut off. Heh. She goes back into the workroom all giggly-whining about how bad it was and that her (un)tuck was on full display. Roxxxy isn’t having any of that because she should look like a woman. It’s female impersonation at the end of the day.”
Make a wish!
Alyssa’s shoot is fairly uneventful except she wipes out just as Ru reminds her about the slippery floor. Alyssa is glad she managed not to look like a complete buffoon doing it. Jinkx’s turn and she gets the Shandi award for looking the most like a bullfrog. Penny Tration and Vivienne Pinay are next but they both get good enough photos and there are too many queens left so moving on.
To Alaska, who freaks the hell out. She can’t stay under water and it’s making her more and more frustrated until she just walks off. Mike didn’t get a good shot and Ru offers her one last chance but she’s not having it. Ooh, gurr. Mike and Ru are pissed. She continues her whining in the workroom, where we get a gratuitous shot of Jinkx napping while Detox helps Alaska with her waterlogged false eyelash. See, Detox isn’t a bitch she just plays one on TV.
The best shot available
Some more filler queens as we blow through Honey, Ivy and Monica then it’s on to Lineysha who per Mike has an amazing shoot and is graceful and dancerly and yet her “best” shot is in the fetal position. More shades of Tyra? You make the call. Coco gets off her shot and then it’s on to workroom hijinks.
First, Coco wants to inform production that “black people don’t swim” so thank god she’s Dominican. (It probably made sense in her head.) Then it’s time to ogle the boys as they de-drag. Ivy’s checking out Detox as he makes fish faces and Coco’s a cougar for boy Lineysha calling him a “papi” which is only slightly creepy since Lineysha’s so much younger than Coco.
Dumpy baby elephant music starts playing in the background as we see Jinkx fiddling with her wigs and clothes and wearing a skull bandana over one eye. Roxxxy’s all “the hell” and can’t handle it. Jade wonders why Jinkx was napping for so long. He has narcolepsy. This so confounds Roxxxy that he stops eating his Cheeto to do a double-take.
I didn’t know Andy Samberg was a queen.
Jinkx explains that it’s not like in the movies, that you can feel it coming on and try to make your way to a couch. *giggle* Roxxxy thinks Jinkx is a very special person, but Jinkx informs us that she’s Seattle’s premiere Jewish narcoleptic drag queen. *giggle* She starts to explain how she wears the narcolepsy as a badge of pride because….then she’s snoring because she fell asleep and the producer’s asking if she’s okay. Heh.
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