Back in the workroom all the queens are settling in and de-dragging so they can get to work when Penny asks Roxxxy what the hell she’s wearing. Her makeup dress, of course. Penny’s all “whuh huh?” but Roxxxy explains that it’s what she wears to take off her makeup, like everyone has a makeup dress and what’s wrong with Penny, then announces to the room that they “can’t take her daytime fishy dress.” Heh.
You can’t handle this.
More character development as Alaska dances around the workroom in a sombrero and a smile, bouncing her junk for all to see and Coco informs us that the reason she wore the horse mask when she came into the room is because she’s a “horse.” Then lets us know she means Alaska has a big cock because she also has a long SJP face so it could go either way.
Next up, the shade…the shade of it all. Jade shows off the sparkly, red fabric she snatched and Roxxxy and her makeup dress gets excited, telling Jade she got “paylets.” As Jade spins and sings to her pretty red fabric covered in big, red “paylets” Alyssa slithers up trying to “befriend” her. Roxxxy’s having none of Alyssa’s BS so she puts Alyssa on blast to let Jade know Alyssa’s going to try and steal her fabric. Jade acts all sweet and naïve and “What, what do they mean?” prompting Alyssa to get that Miss Jane Hathaway look on her face and book it over to Roxxxy, and her arch nemesis, Coco.
Separated at birth? Reincarnation? You make the call.
Jade’s too busy cozying up to big, cuddly Roxxxy leaving Coco and Alyssa to vaguely reference their blood feud to guarantee face time. As their drama dies down, it’s time to play “Who’s better?” and while Alaska confesses that she needs to redeem herself after her bratty behavior at the photo shoot the consensus, led by “sweet as pie” Jade (girl is SHA-DEEE!) is that Alaska’s no Sharon with her green cellophane dress so she best prepare to lip sync.
The queens interview some clichés about how tense the first challenge then Alyssa BRILLIANTLY points out that on the first challenge “it’s important to make a first impression.” Deep. Shut up, bitch. You’re going to make a first impression no matter what. Serena then tosses out a word salad about being an artist, chewing up fabric and spitting it out. She’s an idiot.
Ru’s here for his workroom visit and dazzling us with his maroon velvet suit. First up, Coco Montrese and her dress featuring director megaphones on the tits that she calls “Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Monroe meets Madonna” and she just wants to keep it classy. Ru can’t wrap his head around that so he jumps right into what’s Coco’s beef with Alyssa but that goes nowhere specific so he wishes Coco luck and moves on to Serena.
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