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Serena starts talking out of her ass about a “new art movement” called “soft sculpture” and that, like with painting she’s starting with the details (?) and will fill it in later. Ru calls bullshit, but Serena’s confident that being, tiny, cute and 21 will save her ass. Jade does not agree.
Ru heads over to Roxxxy, who practically has her dress finished, and asks if Roxxxy sews. She does, because when she was younger, and heavier, and broke, she had to take in her own clothes when she started losing weight. Ru asks how much, and Roxxxy’s lost 70 pounds, which means she can show more skin now instead of squeezing and binding herself into her dresses. Roxxxy thinks that no matter what you look like just embrace it and Ru says she’s not big, she’s thick. Roxxxy corrects that she’s “juicy.”
Onward to Penny Tration, but there isn’t much going on there except reminding us Penny was the (not) fan favorite and she’s a more “classic” queen who wants a Mae West dress, and Alaska awesomely eavesdropping/photo-bombing the conversation so we move on to her work station.
Ru congratulates her on FINALLY getting cast. Alaska, her baritone and Sharon t-shirt agree and admit that she’s auditioned every time she could, plus kind of stalked the show just to get on. This leads Ru to wonder why, since she was so dogged about getting cast, did she quit during the photo shoot? Guh…. This leads into discussion about her dress and Alaska admits she kind of wants to highlight that it’s out of a dumpster. Ru’s a little nervous since the point was to make a red carpet look.
With everyone good and nervous about their designs, Ru gathers the girls around to let them know that the guest judges will be Mike Ruiz (polite applause) and their new Beverly Hills BFF, Camille Grammer. The prompt is to be wildly enthusiastic and the girls feign it pretty well so Ru reminds them to “don’t fuck it up,” and is off. And iTunes doesn’t censor so it’s weird to actually hear him say it.
Elimination Day and if anyone thinks Serena just slapped that top on at the last minute, au contraire. She comes in and hugs that mess so she planned that glittery, Austrian realness top. Roxxxy duhs about someone lip synching leading to Alyssa letting us know that there are some “unique” garments.
Coco thinks she’s going to class up her megaphone tits by placing sparkly pendants on the nipples and Alyssa starts throwing shade saying it’s very “Coco.” Coco doesn’t appreciate it, but Lineysha’s there to tell Coco to let it go because, and I quote, “[Alyssa] thinks she’s fashion, but she dress like Dra-KOO-la.” Hee! I love me a good Puerto Rican accent. It’s like home. Alyssa feigns being offended, but it’s an edit so she was probably laughing at someone else throwing shade.