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Friday, February 1, 2013
10:47 am
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Tagged: Alaska Thvnderfvck, Alyssa Edwards, beverly hills, Beverly Hills adjacent, Bob Mackie, camille grammer, Coco Montrese, Detox, drag queens, drag race, funny, Honey Mahogany, Ivy Winters, Jade Jolie, Jinkx Monsoon, LIneysha Sparx, michelle visage, mike ruiz, Monica Beverly Hillz, parody, recap, Roxxxy Andrews, rupaul, rupaul’s drag race, santino rice, Serena ChaCha, TV, tvgasm, vivienne westwood
Again, apologies for not remembering how utterly gorgeous Roxxxy was on the runway. Girl may be juicy but she knows just what to show to look hot. Neck down she was flawless and she looked pretty great from the neck up, too. Lineysha was pretty flawless, too, but she started out with such a pretty, feminine face so not as much transformation, but still a good effort. But, damn, Jade. Letting all those pretty red “paylets” go to waste on that mess. Maybe she should have let Alyssa snatch them up.
So the queens are lined up and ready to hear their fate. Ru calls out Jinkx, Detox, Honey Mahogany, Monica Beverly Hillz, Vivienne Pinay, Alyssa Edwards and Coco Montrese. They’re….safe, and all the queens respond like they were just told they have the clap. No one wants to be safe because, per Ru, “Anyone who says it’s a thrill just to be nominated is a lying bitch.” As the safe queens leave the stage all shamefaced, Ru gets off one last Hollywood cliché then tells them…that’s all.
Say it ain’t so!
Back with the best and worst queens and Ru starts with Roxxxy. And broad-shouldered ladies take note: A halter top is your best friend. Michelle backhandedly compliments her that her dress is the one that Michelle would want to wear. Camille compliments Roxxxy on really understanding her body but Ru thinks Roxxxy just wanted to show some ass. Now queens take note on how to kiss ass: Roxxxy charmingly points out that, she’s not sure if they (read: Ru) noticed, but she’s wearing RuPaul’s Iron Fist shoes. That she found in a dumpster.
Michelle tells Ivy her dress is gorgeous but Santino remembers having to make a dress out of a plant when he was on Project Runway and asks where’s the trash since he’s mistaken the challenge for an unconventional materials challenge. Mike’s not used to being too bitchy so he tells Jade she has a soft, pretty voice prompting Ru to talk like a trucker. Santino’s perfectly comfortable being an asshole (even if he’s right) and tells her there’s just way too much. Jade defends herself that it’s just her personality to be a “taste the crazy rainbow” kind of girl. Ru wants to know what the rainbow tastes like. Michelle says “butterflies and unicorns” and Jade realizes she can skate by playing up her adorableness, which works until Ru’s tired of it and moves on.
Tee hee, I’m so cute I’d never do gay Nazi porn.
Penny Tration gets read for her wonky, mismatched hips, her poor slit placement and her black side shading that looks like sideburns…gong. Moving on to Alaska. Santino and Camille thinks she looks gorgeous but ticky tacky Michelle wants to know where her banjee earrings are.
Next up is Lineysha and no one has a bad word to say. Michelle thinks she’s beautiful, Santino loves the shoe in her hair and Camille really digs the shoulder fan. Lineysha jokes that she put it there in case she had to lip sync she could hide behind it and they just find her so charming. But since she’s a taller queen she doesn’t get fawned over like she’s a Precious Moments figurine like Jade.
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WoOhOo so glad ur doing the recaps again Vallegirl!
Early fav is Roxxxy.
I agree with the commenter in the mini who said that Roxxxy could be the first plus-sized winner. She is gorgeous in any form!! Of course, I always have a soft spot for the Puerto Rican beauties, too. Am sore afraid that Ass-lyssa is such a bitch they’ll keep her around to be the bad guy in the finale. Gag – and not in a good way.
here’s the dish on Coco & Alysaa. Alyssa was decrowned apparently doing to much stuff on her own, and not being able to fuilfill the dutys of the winner of the pagent, Coco was the runner up, and got the crown when Alysaa was discrowned, apparently Coco was the one that let the comitte know what was going on, and Alysaa is just a bitter pill about it now.
Agreed that Roxxxy could be the first plus-sized winner. Aside from Season 2, the winner of the first challenge has been in the final two – Nina, Raja, and Sharon all won the first challenge (I just rewatched the previous seasons on Netflix). Also, from certain angles, Roxxxy looks just like Shannel! I know that a lot of people found her to be a bitch, but it’s pretty hard to deny that she was GORGEOUS!
Thanks for that, PP, I was going to ask if anyone knew the stats on that, as I too suspected the winner often wins the first challenge. Just like I suspected the \voted in\ contestant would be toast.
I’m so grateful for your recaps! I’ve been living in a hotel, because life is an unfair bitch, and don’t get LOGO, and I miss this show so much. So sincerely, you are appreciated.
That pic with the Andy Samberg comment was spot on and made me laugh loudly. Kudos!
My captcha was “keyboard cat” so that’s my excuse for any typos or sentences that don’t make sense. It has nothing to do with pain meds. lol
I have one request. If it’s not a total pain in the ass, could you label those runway pics with the queens name? Without watching the show, it’s damn near impossible to know who it is by pic alone.
I do LOVE the judges comments you included though.
@TVKimmy, if you have access to wifi, the full episodes and Untucked are at LOGOtv.com
Cool! Thanks sarcasatire. I owe you one.
Alyssa and Coco dragging out this thing is so stupid.
Every at home knows what the fuck happened already, all we had to do was google.
I wish someone would tell them to stop with the oblique references. Either come out with it or shut the fuck up. Damn.
But that said I do love me some Coco Montrese. Not necessarily as a queen, but her personality makes me laugh.
Still gagging (not in a good way) over the emergence of Tristan Everhard.
But despite what I’ve seen on the internet (none of which can be unseen), I do like Jade Jolie alot.
She’s gorgeous and so feminine in drag, and I love that despite her adorable facade, bitch is not one to be tried. Yasss.
Roxxxy in drag is stunning and out of drag, is one of the cutest little teddy bear chicken nuggets ever. So cute. I just want to smush him.
Alyssa out of drag is so disturbing. She looks like a less attractive Don Knotts.
I remember in her promo picture, how I thought she was so gorgeous….that’s what a good angle will do for you.
When Lineysha said she dresses like a dracula, I burst out laughing so hard.
I forgot Serena’s diatribe about others being jealous because she was 21 and made it onto the show the first time she tried out, I wanted to throw something at my tv because bitch is delusional. Alot of people make it onto the show that really should not be there. Just because yo ass is on the show doesn’t mean that you are on the same level as everyone else there. RPDR always has a few cannon fodder queens.
And I didn’t notice that she hugged her lederhosen monstrosity when she came into the workplace…I guess I was still trying to give her some kind of credit. If she purposefully put that shit together and thought it was good, bitch is even worse off than I thought.
Monica BHz…you in danger girl.
And Lineysha is perfect. She’s my pick for winner…Sharon and Raja were cool and all, but I just love a glamourpuss queen, and would like for one to win this season.
I think Roxxxy and Detox will also be in the finale.
Monica is a stah!
SOO Ready for Serena Cha Cha to cha cha away. To quote from one of my all time favorite drag movies, Torch Song Trilogy, “That queen gives me gas !”. Roxxy is adorable in and out of drag, Lineysha is just HOT ! Going to be a fun season with some really talented and seasoned performers. DeToxx has the potential to be the dark horse in the challenges. Will depend on what clothes they brought and what they are allowed to create.
Detox also apparently did porn, I’d post a link, but it’s pretty dirty. You can google it.
@SarClassy, thank you. That was phab.
I’m a little slow, so it takes me a while in a season to get all the queens, um…straight. But the right one won and the right one sashayed.
Loved the Andy Samberg caption.
My pick for the win is Detox. She’s my season 5 Raven. I can’t wait to see Jinkx falling asleep all over the place. I’m already over the Sharon comparisons. Let her be Alaska. These bitches seem to be out for each other’s blood more so than in previous seasons, at least in the first episode. It looks to be a great season!!
Bless Roxxxy and Lineysha for being cute out of drag, because some of these queens are tough to look at when the make-up comes off. Alyssa struck fear into my heart.
And I know it’s only the first episode but at least 6 of these queens are already basic as hell. I wouldn’t worry about “the competition getting serious” until at least the top 7.
Thanks for the great recap vallegirl and yay RPDR is back bitches !
So far, I have Lineysha, Detox and Roxxy as my top three.
And I agree with you PacoSauce, half of the girls look like fodder this year.
Alyssa is probably our new PhiPhi… that feud with Coco is already getting old.
And I just can’t with Serena. I have never seen someone with so little self awereness.
It’s gotten to the point that I started commenting everything she says with : No bitch… no !
“My outfit is inspired by a movement called soft sculpture.” No bitch… it is not.
“I’m starting with the details, just like you do when you paint.” No bitch… no !
“You’re jealous of me because I’m 21.” No bitch… they’re not.
“Panama is americans’ second favorite location for retirement, you should look into it.” Oh no you didn’t !
And finally, when I saw the final result : Bitch, go to your room and change ! You look like the hate child of a dead poodle and a pinata !
Seriously, everything about that look was terrible. I was so disgusted, it literaly made me gag.
Let’s hope for my mental health that Serena is the next one to go.
Xouille: I think I love you
I watched the first 10 minutes of the episode they sneak peeked today. It is already awesome. I am all about the Detox, Alaska, and Roxxy team. I love the three of them. And unlike the Heathers they just are friends but still talk to the other girls like Monica and be nice to them.
I agree with Roxy & Linesyha being cute out of drag, but what about Ivy Winters, he’s hot as hell imo.
^ Yeah, he is!
I forgot all about him honestly, but he’s cute as a button.
Ohohoho, how the tables have turned in the space of several weeks…